Box's definitions

iodizedsalt

someone who bangs box, but not in the ass until marriage.

"iodizedsalt is not getting box's butthole anytime soon"

by box February 17, 2004

pants

Something that is really fucking lame.

Common usage- Good god, that man's outfit consisting of Hawaiian shirt, purple slacks and Keds is pants.

by Box August 8, 2004

Dildasorous

1: An extremely large dildo.
2: Someone who acts as a mean dildo.

Billy why are you such a dildasorous to me?

by Box May 13, 2005

top drawer

an expression of utmost praise.

That shot was top drawer my good man.

by box June 2, 2003

scaleitis

A disease you might have if you shovel a snow-like material off your shoulders every five minutes

Dude, hawthorne is shedding. He must have scaleitis

by box April 30, 2005

My bitch

what a player calls a single female in his brood. It can be used derogatively or affectionately.

*Cruel player- Yo, I was slappin my bitch around las' night, what whaaaaaaaat

*or*

*Guy one- Wow, you really love her, don't you?
*Guy 2- Yup... she's my bitch, for ever and always.

by Box March 23, 2005

lazy ass

The lazy ass, related to the lazy eye, is a common affliction for the sleep-deprived. Whilst one glute may move perfectly normally, the other lacks ambition and direction. It often fails to move and may start twitching.

Tony- Man, Greg's lazy ass is really acting up today.
Diane- Teeheehee
Greg (as he stumbles around compensating for his rabmbunctious left buttock)- Shut up you guys, this is really uncomfortable.

by Box March 23, 2005