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piss lazy 

someone who is to lazy to get out of their bed/couch/sofa/etc... to take a piss so they just hold it
nates bladder exploded today because he was to piss lazy to get out of his bed
piss lazy by traveling salesman September 9, 2010
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Lazy Man's Piss 

The act of peeing without unzipping or unbuttoning your pants. Although this method of peeing this does save time the act itself is very dangerous. It is more than likely that you will pee on either your pants, shirt, or hand.
Guy #1: Dude, I have to take a piss.

Guy #2: The bus is almost here though.

Guy #1: Looks like I have no choice but the Lazy Man's Piss.

Guy #2: May god help you.