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This is a bloke taking a piss, but sitting down to do it - like a woman.

Normally done when so pissed that you can't stand up straight.
"Eh Bez, yer so fuckin wasted, son, dat you berra take a lazy piss. If ya try an' slash standin up then yez gonna piss aal down yer kecks."

(Typically overheard in any club in the centre of L'pool)
by Lord Ass June 25, 2005
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