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lazerd

A term used when the juul club meets in the E wing boyz bathroom.
James: you trying to get lazerd?
Charles: hell yeah brother, last time they we had a massive chooch goin.
by Large Massive September 28, 2018
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Lozerd

A super loser, especially one that likes sucking his dragon's dick.
CJ is suck a Lozerd, look at him, just munching away at his dragons shaft.
by Lvl2Wizard June 1, 2016
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IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER

Part of the "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER" meme originating from 4chan's /b/ imageboard. The original picture is an image of Imperfect Cell level 2 from the anime Dragon Ball Z, with his face blacked out, giant open mouth and red lips, and cockeyed... erm, eyes done poorly in MSPAINT with the caption "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER", "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER" or "SHOOP DA WHOOP". This version of the character is known as Nigra Cell. Other images under this meme involve the blacking out of the face and addition of Nigra Cell's mouth and eyes, with a much greater potential variety of captions. Picture modified in this way are often referred to as having been "shooped." This is a play on the phrase "shopped," which refers to using the program Photoshop to edit a picture.
I's just a what, bitch? Imma chargin mah lazer. Imma firin mah lazer. Shoop da whoop!

The above phrase should be in all caps, in following with the meme.

A man wearing a suit: "IMMA WEARIN MAH BLAZER"

A Motorola Razr plugged in: "IMMA CHARGIN MAH RAZR"
by MachineCode May 10, 2007
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laserdisc

A home video format that was the pre-cursor to DVD. Stored movies on double sided 12" optical discs. Helped popularize "Bonus Features" on home video releases.
Movie Buff: "Before DVD, we were watchin' Laserdisc!"
by SuperSonicX June 10, 2005
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lazerbanger

Someone, generally a male who has an orgasm relatively quickly when having sex.
I had sex with this guy last night, and he was a total lazerbanger, he lasted 2 minutes.
by señor snickles November 4, 2010
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Lazercorning

Eats food before the person gets to where their going to eat
Stop lazercorning where not home yet.
by 123Pigman February 26, 2017
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imma firin mah lazer

the firing of one's lazer
by guitarherogod99 January 11, 2009
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