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lazar-ded 

Derived from the name of an extinct species of monkeys known as "Lazars." Lazars are thought to have been introduced to the backwaters of the Carolinas in the 1800's. The Lazar monkeys struggled to adapt and were soon declared extinct, due to their penchant for excessive masturbation, leading to their failure and inability to procreate.

Now if anything, or anyone does something, completely stupid, or ridiculously dumb, he or she is considered lazar-ded or a Lazar-tard. Commonly used in the south, especially in North Carolina.
The drunk frat boy thought it would be cool to jump off a two story balcony into a kiddie pool. The sweet bro, would be considered lazar-ded or a lazar-tard for being such an idiot.
lazar-ded by NCSlang January 28, 2009

lamar odom'd 

Gettin absolutely fucking wasted and ending up in hospital cause you're a mad dog.
Jack and i were bored so we decided to get absolutely lamar odom'd
lamar odom'd by TheBDMessiah January 6, 2016

D.Lazard 

Yet another loud and pointless wikinazi from English Wikipedia. Known to talk shit, waste everyone's time, slander and whitewash themself as some white knight.
I know D.Lazard - said no one.
I trust D.Lazard - said no one.
D.Lazard is cool - said no one.
D.Lazard by Barkingdog January 3, 2024

Lamar Davis 

A supporting character in Grand Theft Auto: V, Lamar Davis is the egotistical friend of Franklin Clinton, and is a member of the Families. Lamar likes to make fun of Franklin by boasting how he is taller than him, has more ladies on his dick, (which is not true) and how he puts in work for the hood unlike Franklin. And... of course, hates yee-yee ass hair cuts...
Balla: “Yo I heard that nigga Lamar Davis was asking my lady if she was hurtin for a squirtin!”

Other Balla: “HEY YO WTF FOOOOOLLL!”
Lamar Davis by Dzhosh_The_Cyka December 19, 2020

lamar dupris 

1. an awesome dude. Not to be mistaken for a steryotpical black person.

2. The protagonist in the 2004 box office hit and academy award winner, The Tumultuous Life of Lamar Dupris.
Bonjour, je suis Lamar Dupris. Euh Euh Euh!!!

English: Hello, I am Lamar Dupris, ha ha ha.

Look, there goes Lamar Dupris.

Lamar Dupris threw my ice cream cone into the road.
lamar dupris by Rambo117 October 11, 2006

lazer dics 

the mispronounciation of "lazerdiscs" by the most incredible people in the world.
This movie is availbale on VHS and lazer dics
lazer dics by jht666 February 21, 2009