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lazar'd by N0T U October 25, 2020
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lazar-ded 

Derived from the name of an extinct species of monkeys known as "Lazars." Lazars are thought to have been introduced to the backwaters of the Carolinas in the 1800's. The Lazar monkeys struggled to adapt and were soon declared extinct, due to their penchant for excessive masturbation, leading to their failure and inability to procreate.

Now if anything, or anyone does something, completely stupid, or ridiculously dumb, he or she is considered lazar-ded or a Lazar-tard. Commonly used in the south, especially in North Carolina.

The drunk frat boy thought it would be cool to jump off a two story balcony into a kiddie pool. The sweet bro, would be considered lazar-ded or a lazar-tard for being such an idiot.
lazar-ded by NCSlang January 28, 2009

lamar odom'd 

Gettin absolutely fucking wasted and ending up in hospital cause you're a mad dog.
Jack and i were bored so we decided to get absolutely lamar odom'd
lamar odom'd by TheBDMessiah January 6, 2016

D.Lazard 

Yet another loud and pointless wikinazi from English Wikipedia. Known to talk shit, waste everyone's time, slander and whitewash themself as some white knight.
I know D.Lazard - said no one.
I trust D.Lazard - said no one.
D.Lazard is cool - said no one.
D.Lazard by Barkingdog January 3, 2024

Lamar Davis 

A supporting character in Grand Theft Auto: V, Lamar Davis is the egotistical friend of Franklin Clinton, and is a member of the Families. Lamar likes to make fun of Franklin by boasting how he is taller than him, has more ladies on his dick, (which is not true) and how he puts in work for the hood unlike Franklin. And... of course, hates yee-yee ass hair cuts...
Balla: “Yo I heard that nigga Lamar Davis was asking my lady if she was hurtin for a squirtin!”

Other Balla: “HEY YO WTF FOOOOOLLL!”
Lamar Davis by Dzhosh_The_Cyka December 19, 2020

lamar dupris 

1. an awesome dude. Not to be mistaken for a steryotpical black person.

2. The protagonist in the 2004 box office hit and academy award winner, The Tumultuous Life of Lamar Dupris.
Bonjour, je suis Lamar Dupris. Euh Euh Euh!!!

English: Hello, I am Lamar Dupris, ha ha ha.

Look, there goes Lamar Dupris.

Lamar Dupris threw my ice cream cone into the road.
lamar dupris by Rambo117 October 11, 2006

lazer dics 

the mispronounciation of "lazerdiscs" by the most incredible people in the world.
This movie is availbale on VHS and lazer dics
lazer dics by jht666 February 21, 2009
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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