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layben

Means *life* in German

name (rare), A kind guy, loves love, giving, confused, protective, fast, friends are everything, but best friends are rare and is givin extra special attention, insecure, built, beautiful, falls in love with the wrong people, forfills sexual disires.
Layben is amazing.
Wow, layben looks hot.
by Dodado September 3, 2015
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Lambendodigitusphobia

The fear of licking fingers, or seeing a finger being licked or even hearing a finger being licked.
person 1: "sluurp" *person just licked chocolate off his finger*

person 2: "AHHH OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST LICK YOUR FINGER??!?!"

person 1: "Yes, whats your problem?" *licks finger again*

person 2: "STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!" punches person 1 in the face.

person 1: "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?"

person 2: "I have Lambendodigitusphobia."
by x0bren0x October 4, 2010
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LayBeer

The act of having beer poured into one's mouth as they are laying on the ground in a supine position. The container(s) dispersing the aforementioned beer(s) shall be held by a qualified pourer approximately 2-5 feet from the ground/laybeeree's face. In order to compensate for wind or shaky pouring, the drinker will form a funnel with their hands to catch the beer. This activity truly shows the true grit of a drinker, as it is comparable to being water boarded with beer.
Johnny: "Wow, that was really an impressive laybeer!"
Jenny: "Sure was, he was able to laybeer two whole beers without moving."
by BeerLaid July 6, 2011
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layken

layken is the most beautiful,gourgous,most amazing person you could ever meet, if your ever friends with a layken, dnt let her go.she will always know how to brighten your day and is a delightful girl.shes always fun to be around and will never let you down in bed.
ben: did you see layken yesterday?

xavier: yer she has no arse!

ben: dnt lie!
by the_awesome_turtle November 23, 2011
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Layden

A Layden is the best person you could ever imagine, he is strong, competitive, beautiful, good taste in girls, music, clothes,
Layden is your bestfriend.
by ApolloNinja May 13, 2019
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Laubenberg

An ineffective method of birth control that does not clean the vagina out or prevent pregnancy. Similar to a rape kit but scientifically proven to be a falsehood and the most ineffective form of birth control. Also used as a sarcastic response to a factual lie or an insult to ones intelligence. A fake form of birth control that does not work.
Sarcastic: Unprotected sex? Go get a Laubenberg.
Responsive: No, we can't have sex, I don't trust my Laubenberg.
Defensive: Oops, I'm pregnant, guess my Laubenberg failed.
Insulting: Well aren't you a Laubenberg.
Stupidity: Are you a Laubenberg scholar?
by AlexMaxJewell August 20, 2013
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Layten

the sweetest, prettiest boy in the entire world.
(also the best boyfriend ever) <3
"who's that cutie?"
"oh that's Layten!!"
by Kenna <33 June 25, 2022
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