Colloquial version of the English language as spoken in Klang, Malaysia. The language shares substantial linguistic similarities with manglish.
Theoretically, lenglish as spoken in Klang is based on English. Native lenglish speakers often mumble. For example, the sentence 'what are you doing?' is pronounced 'whm amm mu doobin' in lenglish.
Eddie speaks lenglish all daylong. No one understands him due to the excessive mumbling.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!