Colloquial version of the English language as spoken in Klang, Malaysia. The language shares substantial linguistic similarities with manglish.
Theoretically, lenglish as spoken in Klang is based on English. Native lenglish speakers often mumble. For example, the sentence 'what are you doing?' is pronounced 'whm amm mu doobin' in lenglish.
Eddie speaks lenglish all day long. No one understands him due to the excessive mumbling.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"