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lattitude 

Surly defiant disrespectful mannerisms dat sailors exhibit when voyaging through certain parallels of da globe.
In da hilarious Laurel and Hardy short "The Live Ghost", it is implied dat da sulky shanghaied deck-swabs behaved in an equally-grumpy manner at every port they stopped in, so apparently what they were exhibiting wasn't actual lattitude --- they were just teeth-grindingly resentful at having been hauled off against their will to work on da gruff captain's "ghost ship", not affected by how chilly or tropical da weather happened to be at any particular time.
lattitude by QuacksO January 16, 2023
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Mattitude 

When someone is acting like Matthew Sturniolo when he's being sassy.

Examples are: rolling your eyes, pulling a "did you hear wtf they just said" face etc.
"drop the Mattitude"
Mattitude by Nevermindtho. July 19, 2022
When your cat acts aloof, ignores you, not in the mood for petting etc.
Aloofness, Cattitude
Cattitude by inipi February 8, 2012

mattitude 

matt sturniolo’s attitude in their videos. it consists of eye rolling, swearing out his brothers, and being confused.
wow, matt really had a lot of mattitude in today’s video.
mattitude by lr25 July 19, 2022

attitude 

a word that parents made up so that they could yell at their kids for no damn reason
parent: "how was your day billy?"
billy "it was fin-"
parent "iS tHaT AtTiTudE i HeaR?!?"
attitude by deathisinnevitable November 23, 2019

no bullshit attitude 

A "no bullshit attitude" is an amazing thing to receive from someone who knows what they are doing or talking about, isn't willing to listen to whining or a bad attitude, and calls you out on your mistakes so you can improve on them.

And they expect you to know not to take anything they say personally, because they don't mean to. They don't know "who you are" anyways, so why should you be offended, and why should either of you care?

It also means they don't want to hear about your "style", If you're working for them, they've been there for longer than you, have earned their stripes, and simply just know better.

A "no bullshit attitude" isn't an asshole boss though. There are three-strike rules. They take the charge and pick you up when shit is hitting the fan. They give you responsibilities which are reasonable. They will however call you out and not disguise their lack of patience when they see irresponsibility, laziness or carelessness.
I wonder how this guy even got the job. He acts surprised every time he's called out when he fails to perform a responsibility he agreed to when he read the job description. Clearly he can't handle our no bullshit attitude.
no bullshit attitude by hfontana August 14, 2016

not with that attitude 

A sharp and witty comeback suitable for any situation when you hear someone doubting themselves. Was once used exclusively by the likes of parents, teachers, and coaches as a means of inspiration, but has now been introduced into peer to peer situations as a way of mocking one anothers' piss-poor attitudes.
Jerry: Man, I will never be able to find a good job!

Paul: Not with that attitude, you won't!

Lisa: I'll never get John to give me a Las Vegas Chainsaw!

Jennifer: Not with that attitude!
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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