lavaering 

A word commonly used by people who cannot comprehend that lava is a noun, and attempt to convert it into a verb for usage for complaining to a Minecraft server admin.

<g**b**ch*r> l**** is lavaering my stuff!!!

lavaering by Frangle Smarblefort November 17, 2010

Lathering Your Crunchies 

The act of using your spoon to repeatedly dunk and mix the un-moistened cereal pieces in the milk.

I see you're Lathering Your Crunchies, nice.

Lathering Your Crunchies by WireableCarrot October 19, 2016

Lapeering 

Masturbating, typically in a public place.

I was Lapeering in the RV while driving down the road.

Lapeering by OG! December 13, 2013

lasering the target 

When your wingman keeps wingmanning beyond the call of duty because you haven't sealed the deal.

Target: "I don't know if I should go home with him."

Wingman: "He's a great guy, but he's kind of awkward at first....and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center."

Target: "Tell me more."

Next morning -

You: "Dude, I wouldn't have brought her home if you weren't lasering the target."

lasering the target by Shotgun Hobo August 17, 2012

lord levering 

The single greatest economics teacher in existence. He can be scary at times, especially if you're late to class, but he truly just wants his students to succeed.

"I'm really glad our Lord and Savior, Lord Levering, was my economics teacher. I got a 5 on the exam!"

lord levering by cfinch April 26, 2014

layering 

(v.): the act of wearing multiple layers of clothing directly on top of one another to stay warm in the fall and winter whilst continuing to be a fashionable motherfucker.

Girl A: Omigod Tom looked SO hot on NYE

Girl B: It's the layering; he stays warm while staying hot ;)

Girl C: He wore a full-zip Billabong hoodie over an old t-shirt. . .

Girl D: #CALife

layering by MrBdub24 December 20, 2015

layering shit up 

The act of stealing things by adding new layers to your clothes

I was layering shit up at the Apple Tree when I was caught by the PoPo

layering shit up by Tation July 7, 2010