Laggering 

Like lingering, but with a new twist.

You are such a laggering third!

Laggering by C-unit 816 May 29, 2011

Lathering Your Crunchies 

The act of using your spoon to repeatedly dunk and mix the un-moistened cereal pieces in the milk.

I see you're Lathering Your Crunchies, nice.

Lathering Your Crunchies by WireableCarrot October 19, 2016

lagging 

to be late or not show up at all to a precommunicated plan .

“I was supposed to see Mariah today, but she stay lagging!”

lagging by mari.divine September 9, 2018

Lapeering 

Masturbating, typically in a public place.

I was Lapeering in the RV while driving down the road.

Lapeering by OG! December 13, 2013

Mick Jaggering

The act of fathering or claiming to have fathered numerous children with many estranged women. (especially prevalent with musicians)

Named for the infamous Mick Jagger

- Hey man have you seen Billy latey?
- No. I heard he's been Mick Jaggering with a bunch of groupies

Mick Jaggering by BlackjackII January 28, 2008

lasering the target 

When your wingman keeps wingmanning beyond the call of duty because you haven't sealed the deal.

Target: "I don't know if I should go home with him."

Wingman: "He's a great guy, but he's kind of awkward at first....and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center."

Target: "Tell me more."

Next morning -

You: "Dude, I wouldn't have brought her home if you weren't lasering the target."

lasering the target by Shotgun Hobo August 17, 2012

Earth Lagging 

Mean's you are behind in human society.

Oh brother, he's earth lagging

Earth Lagging by TCo[R] September 14, 2020