laurenskis

Laurenskis is a teenager which creates electronic music.

And he mostly likes drum and bass, riddim, wave, house, lofi.

His best friend is Liutauras

I like Laurenskis music

laurenskis by Laurenskis May 2, 2019

giada de laurentiis 

The hot guido on food network who makes tasty Italian dishes while teasing you with firm breasts and tomato red lips. Her show is the closest thing to food porn on basic cable. She is known for adapting traditional Italian dishes to a level of difficulty that someone as stupid as you could make. She also likes to make you feel bad by exaggerating the Italian pronunciation of words like pancetta (pan-cheyt-ta) and prosciutto (shove-your-cock-in-my-mouth). My girlfriend and her roommates think she has an abnormally large head.

Rachel Ray looks like she can suck some dick, but I'd bang the shit out of Giada De Laurentiis

giada de laurentiis by clarence beeks December 9, 2008

giada de laurentiis 

Hottest chick to ever appear on Food Network. Great pair of tits. Nice face. And she can actually cook too.

I'd like to have sexual intercourse with giada de laurentiis

giada de laurentiis by god June 4, 2005

LaurenKioto

A holy woman, created from pureness, and holiness! This woman is so divine, the world divine cannot even describe her! Such a holy woman she is, let us bow!

Holy woman: LaurenKioto is my savior! xoxo

LaurenKioto by SoyDivine May 23, 2022

laurenbish 

A breed of bish named Lauren.

"Yo, look it's Lauren!"
"Who?"
"You know, a Laurenbish"

laurenbish by Killer_C February 12, 2014

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022