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laundry mat

The way that stupid people spell laundromat.
I broke down in the middle of the laundry mat crying.
laundry mat by bellN February 24, 2014
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laundry mat

a place to transfer illegally obtained money so that it cannot be traced. goes in dirty, comes out clean.
Drug money goes to the laundry mat.
laundry mat by faxy April 23, 2006

laundry-mat 

A place where poor people go to clean their clothes, then they reuse them.
From Will & Grace: Season 5, Episode 21, Dolls and Dolls

KAREN: What is this place? It's pretty.

KAREN KNOCKS ON THE GLASS WINDOW OF A DRYER.

KAREN: Where are the fish?

JACK: No, Karen. It is a "laundry-mat." People come here to clean their clothes. Then, they reuse them.

KAREN: Why, poor people are just plain clever. I wonder why they can't figure out a way to make more money.

JACK SHRUGS.

Lithuanian Laundry Mat

A laundry mat in which rather than using detergent to wash your clothes. The workers fill up the washing machines and then proceed to robustly shoot colossal sized loads of funky smelling nut onto the clothes and then turning on the washing machine. After it is done running, the clothes are lined up, and a group of Lithuanians proceed to repeatedly queef flamboyantly all over the clothes to dry them off.
"My clothes were really in need of washing, so I took them to the Lithuanian Laundry Mat"

laundry math anxiety 

doubt over one's clothes malodorous aspect (in proportion to inability to smell ourselves as others do or to in-frequent laundromat visits); losing count of a garment's wearings.
B: can you do me a favor, does this sweater reek, third wearing, but it's my favorite....
G: ah, laundry math anxiety, i get it... but i wouldn't wear that again.
laundry math anxiety by tess jr April 30, 2009

Laundry mats closed 

when the laundry mat is closed a woman is on her period hopefully its a small load to wash by hand.
Sorry babe laundry mats closed for 5 to 7 days.

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