JamesNewton's definitions

Polish Purple-Nurple

During intercourse, when a morbidly obese Polish woman grabs onto both of your nipples and starts aggressively twisting as you begin to ferociously nut everywhere.

"I ejaculated so hard, it reminded me of a polish purple-nurple"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

Siberian Silly Puddy

For weeks on, nutting into a mason jar and collecting it until it is full. Then pouring it into a popsicle mold and setting it out in the snow to freeze. Once frozen, you stick it into a harry clitoris and let it defrost with the natural body warmth. Resulting in fertilization.

"James came into existence because his mom got the siberian silly puddy"

by JamesNewton January 31, 2025

Lithuanian Laundry Mat

A laundry mat in which rather than using detergent to wash your clothes. The workers fill up the washing machines and then proceed to robustly shoot colossal sized loads of funky smelling nut onto the clothes and then turning on the washing machine. After it is done running, the clothes are lined up, and a group of Lithuanians proceed to repeatedly queef flamboyantly all over the clothes to dry them off.

"My clothes were really in need of washing, so I took them to the Lithuanian Laundry Mat"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

Haitian Twist

When an obese Haitian women with a lot of body hair sits on your groin and proceeds to twist around until your genitalia become dark purple.

"My dick is shaped like a pretzel after that Haitian Twist"

by JamesNewton January 31, 2025

California Clencher

A contest where 2 people put as many dildos between their cheeks as possible, and clench as hard as humanly possible until their ass starts cramping up to the point where blood starts pouring out of your ass hole.

"After I tried the California clencher I couldn't sit down for weeks"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

Malaysian Marshmallow Fluff

When you gather all the ingredients to make marshmallow fluff together, and right before you whip it all together, violently nutting into it.

"While Barbara was making marshmallow fluff, I waited until she wasn't looking. Than I ran over and whipped up a Malaysian Marshmallow Fluff"

by JamesNewton February 7, 2025

Croation Cum Sock

Shooting absolutely massive loads into a sock made in Croatia. Then after a long period of time when the sock is hard and crusty, shoving it as deep as you can into a woman's vagina until it eventualy impregnates the woman.

"Barbara really wanted a kid, but didn't wan't to deal with the penetration of it all. So I offered her my Croation Cum Sock. Problem solved"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025