For weeks on, nutting into a mason jar and collecting it until it is full. Then pouring it into a popsicle mold and setting it out in the snow to freeze. Once frozen, you stick it into a harry clitoris and let it defrost with the natural body warmth. Resulting in fertilization.
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by JamesNewton February 04, 2025
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"After months of trying to stop jerking off, I couldn't hold it in any longer. So I let out a Brazilian Bus Bazooka"
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Get the Brazilian Bus Bazooka mug.Shooting absolutely massive loads into a sock made in Croatia. Then after a long period of time when the sock is hard and crusty, shoving it as deep as you can into a woman's vagina until it eventualy impregnates the woman.
"Barbara really wanted a kid, but didn't wan't to deal with the penetration of it all. So I offered her my Croation Cum Sock. Problem solved"
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Get the Croation Cum Sock mug.A laundry mat in which rather than using detergent to wash your clothes. The workers fill up the washing machines and then proceed to robustly shoot colossal sized loads of funky smelling nut onto the clothes and then turning on the washing machine. After it is done running, the clothes are lined up, and a group of Lithuanians proceed to repeatedly queef flamboyantly all over the clothes to dry them off.
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Get the Lithuanian Laundry Mat mug.When a women is giving bodacious top and the man reaches his slimey greased up toes up to her nipples. Squeezing and twisting vigorously until he finally unloads all over them.
"I really thought this girl was the one. But than she broke up with me after I pulled the ol' tanzania titty twister"
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