Definitions by JamesNewton
Tanzania Titty Twister
When a women is giving bodacious top and the man reaches his slimey greased up toes up to her nipples. Squeezing and twisting vigorously until he finally unloads all over them.
"I really thought this girl was the one. But than she broke up with me after I pulled the ol' tanzania titty twister"
Tanzania Titty Twister by JamesNewton September 2, 2025
Malaysian Marshmallow Fluff
When you gather all the ingredients to make marshmallow fluff together, and right before you whip it all together, violently nutting into it.
"While Barbara was making marshmallow fluff, I waited until she wasn't looking. Than I ran over and whipped up a Malaysian Marshmallow Fluff"
Malaysian Marshmallow Fluff by JamesNewton February 7, 2025
Brooklyn Bulge
When you tie as many rubber bands around your nuts until they start to lose circulation and swell up. Growing in size and creating a massive bulge in your pants.
"Everyone kept looking at me weirdly today, I didn't understand why. Until I remembered that I had a Brooklyn Bulge poking out"
Brooklyn Bulge by JamesNewton February 7, 2025
Brazilian Bus Bazooka
When you retain sperm and don't nut for months on end. After you feel that you can't hold it in anymore, you are going to absolutely unleash your gargantuan load on the bus and on everybody in it.
"After months of trying to stop jerking off, I couldn't hold it in any longer. So I let out a Brazilian Bus Bazooka"
Brazilian Bus Bazooka by JamesNewton February 4, 2025
Brazilian Blitzkrieg
While at a music festival in Brazil, you violently fight your way through the crowd while naked, thunderously nutting on everything and everyone.
"The music festival was so much fun, until someone started the Brazilian Blitzkrieg, I got absolutely drenched"
Brazilian Blitzkrieg by JamesNewton February 4, 2025
Lithuanian Laundry Mat
A laundry mat in which rather than using detergent to wash your clothes. The workers fill up the washing machines and then proceed to robustly shoot colossal sized loads of funky smelling nut onto the clothes and then turning on the washing machine. After it is done running, the clothes are lined up, and a group of Lithuanians proceed to repeatedly queef flamboyantly all over the clothes to dry them off.
Lithuanian Laundry Mat by JamesNewton February 4, 2025
Croation Cum Sock
Shooting absolutely massive loads into a sock made in Croatia. Then after a long period of time when the sock is hard and crusty, shoving it as deep as you can into a woman's vagina until it eventualy impregnates the woman.
"Barbara really wanted a kid, but didn't wan't to deal with the penetration of it all. So I offered her my Croation Cum Sock. Problem solved"
Croation Cum Sock by JamesNewton February 4, 2025