JamesNewton's definitions

California Clencher

A contest where 2 people put as many dildos between their cheeks as possible, and clench as hard as humanly possible until their ass starts cramping up to the point where blood starts pouring out of your ass hole.

"After I tried the California clencher I couldn't sit down for weeks"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

Siberian Silly Puddy

For weeks on, nutting into a mason jar and collecting it until it is full. Then pouring it into a popsicle mold and setting it out in the snow to freeze. Once frozen, you stick it into a harry clitoris and let it defrost with the natural body warmth. Resulting in fertilization.

"James came into existence because his mom got the siberian silly puddy"

by JamesNewton January 31, 2025

Croation Cum Sock

Shooting absolutely massive loads into a sock made in Croatia. Then after a long period of time when the sock is hard and crusty, shoving it as deep as you can into a woman's vagina until it eventualy impregnates the woman.

"Barbara really wanted a kid, but didn't wan't to deal with the penetration of it all. So I offered her my Croation Cum Sock. Problem solved"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

Brazilian Bus Bazooka

When you retain sperm and don't nut for months on end. After you feel that you can't hold it in anymore, you are going to absolutely unleash your gargantuan load on the bus and on everybody in it.

"After months of trying to stop jerking off, I couldn't hold it in any longer. So I let out a Brazilian Bus Bazooka"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

Polish Purple-Nurple

During intercourse, when a morbidly obese Polish woman grabs onto both of your nipples and starts aggressively twisting as you begin to ferociously nut everywhere.

"I ejaculated so hard, it reminded me of a polish purple-nurple"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

Malaysian Marshmallow Fluff

When you gather all the ingredients to make marshmallow fluff together, and right before you whip it all together, violently nutting into it.

"While Barbara was making marshmallow fluff, I waited until she wasn't looking. Than I ran over and whipped up a Malaysian Marshmallow Fluff"

by JamesNewton February 7, 2025

Brooklyn Bulge

When you tie as many rubber bands around your nuts until they start to lose circulation and swell up. Growing in size and creating a massive bulge in your pants.

"Everyone kept looking at me weirdly today, I didn't understand why. Until I remembered that I had a Brooklyn Bulge poking out"

by JamesNewton February 7, 2025