JamesNewton's definitions

Tanzania Titty Twister

When a women is giving bodacious top and the man reaches his slimey greased up toes up to her nipples. Squeezing and twisting vigorously until he finally unloads all over them.

"I really thought this girl was the one. But than she broke up with me after I pulled the ol' tanzania titty twister"

by JamesNewton September 2, 2025

Siberian Silly Puddy

For weeks on, nutting into a mason jar and collecting it until it is full. Then pouring it into a popsicle mold and setting it out in the snow to freeze. Once frozen, you stick it into a harry clitoris and let it defrost with the natural body warmth. Resulting in fertilization.

"James came into existence because his mom got the siberian silly puddy"

by JamesNewton January 31, 2025

Haitian Twist

When an obese Haitian women with a lot of body hair sits on your groin and proceeds to twist around until your genitalia become dark purple.

"My dick is shaped like a pretzel after that Haitian Twist"

by JamesNewton January 31, 2025

Polish Purple-Nurple

During intercourse, when a morbidly obese Polish woman grabs onto both of your nipples and starts aggressively twisting as you begin to ferociously nut everywhere.

"I ejaculated so hard, it reminded me of a polish purple-nurple"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

Nebraskan Nutter Butter

When you get two guys and cover them from head to toe with peanut butter, and than procede to vigorously nut all over them and than lick everything off at the end.

"Im really hungry right now, I could really go for a Nebraskan Nutter Butter"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

California Clencher

A contest where 2 people put as many dildos between their cheeks as possible, and clench as hard as humanly possible until their ass starts cramping up to the point where blood starts pouring out of your ass hole.

"After I tried the California clencher I couldn't sit down for weeks"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

Croation Cum Sock

Shooting absolutely massive loads into a sock made in Croatia. Then after a long period of time when the sock is hard and crusty, shoving it as deep as you can into a woman's vagina until it eventualy impregnates the woman.

"Barbara really wanted a kid, but didn't wan't to deal with the penetration of it all. So I offered her my Croation Cum Sock. Problem solved"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025