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laundrybat 

A person that will only do laundry at night after the sun has departed.
Tom is always doing laundry at night. I know he is such a laundrybat.
laundrybat by Dice9100 January 5, 2016

Laundromatic

When a person has a sudden urge to do a lot of laundry.
Whoa, I just felt so laundromatic. I have to go home and do some laundry ASAP

laundromat sex 

When you go into a laundromat to wash your clothes and you witness a sexual encounter in one of the dryers.
I think that most laundromat sex is fueled by good old meth.
laundromat sex by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2019

laundrymonster 

To define a large pile of unwashed laundry so smelly it might just start walking away, consuming small animals or children.
I think it's time to do my laundry before the laundrymonster eats my dog.
laundrymonster by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006

laundry mat

The way that stupid people spell laundromat.
I broke down in the middle of the laundry mat crying.
laundry mat by bellN February 24, 2014

laundromat turding 

A sly and filthy prank whereas someone runs into a laundromat and takes a quick dump into a washer filled with someone’s clothes and then tears out before anyone can stop them.
We used to get seriously drunk and then go laundromat turding before calling it a night and going home!
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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