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(noun) /ˈlæf-ər-ˌchʊr/ or /ˈlæf-ər-ˌtʃər/
The degree or extent to which one opens the mouth while laughing; the “aperture” of laughter.
Etymology: portmanteau of laugh + aperture.

His laughature was so wide you could see every molar.

laughature by pixxan April 3, 2026

Words you can keep

Double laughative

Like a double negative in sentences, it means that there is two references to laughter in a sentence when typed via chat, email, or text message

Sam: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Sally: IDK

Sam: to get to the other side!

Sally: hahaha that's so funny lol

Sam: omg! you just used a double laughative! stop that!

Double laughative by volleydancerash February 7, 2010

laughative

Background: Portu-english (coined between 1982-2004)
Definition: Light spirited, easily humored

Thhat email cracked me up, I guess I am jsut feeling laughative.

laughative by Jaysin the great floridian on behalf of f.v. April 14, 2004

laughsturbating

Laughing while masturbating

I was laughsturbating while watching clown porn last night!

laughsturbating by Andrew tasas January 7, 2010

laughsturbation

The ability to make yourself laugh/laughing at your own jokes.

I couldn't stop cracking myself up at my standup comedy set. Must be a chronic case of laughsturbation.

laughsturbation by thesmartblonde April 24, 2013

laughturd

I laughed so hard I shit myself !

I laughed so hard and shit my pants and my buddy said OMG that's a laughturd.

laughturd by AWade November 8, 2013

Laughative mood

When you cannot stop laughing for a period of time for no apparent reason, or everything isn’t 10 times funnier than it normally is

Why are you laughing so much? Oh, I am just in a laughative mood

Laughative mood by LArius January 26, 2019

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026