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laughsturbation 

The ability to make yourself laugh/laughing at your own jokes.
I couldn't stop cracking myself up at my standup comedy set. Must be a chronic case of laughsturbation.
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Laughterbation 

The act of making yourself laugh when either no one is around, or no one else is laughing with you.
"Justin needs to cut back on his laughterbation habits, its starting to become a problem."
Laughterbation by CheetullBro October 18, 2008

laughsturbating 

I was laughsturbating while watching clown porn last night!
laughsturbating by Andrew tasas January 7, 2010

Laughsterbation

The act of laughing out loud at a joke or comment you made yourself.
Laurie engages in “laughsterbation” any time she says something remotely funny.

Shawn “laughsterbated” when she told me what happened to Hadley at school.

jennifer is a serial “laughsterbator,” she can’t seem to make a funny comment without cracking herself up.

Jimmi “laughsterbates” every time he tells a humorous story
Laughsterbation by JimmiP August 2, 2019

laughterbation 

The act of laughing until you bust a nut.
Jim: "So I watched Grandma's Boy the other day and laughed so hard that I came."

Bob: "Ah nothing like a good ol' evening of laughterbation"
laughterbation by lucraine July 26, 2010

laughterbation 

to laugh while you masterbate
the picture was so hot and funny laughterbation was the only thing i could do
laughterbation by parry henis October 28, 2007

Laughterbation 

When on cracks oneself up. Makes oneself laugh. Tells jokes for themselves.
Laughterbation has become on of Gretchen's favorite past times. Sometimes, on Saturday nights, she stays home imaging funny things she might post on Facebook, and just cracking herself up.
Laughterbation by Victorygardener September 7, 2014
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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