(noun) /ˈlæf-ər-ˌchʊr/ or /ˈlæf-ər-ˌtʃər/
The degree or extent to which one opens the mouth while laughing; the “aperture” of laughter.
Etymology: portmanteau of laugh + aperture.
His laughature was so wide you could seeevery molar.
1. A suspicious or highly convenient death whose official explanation is considered implausible, contradictory, or unintentionally comedic by large portions of the public.
2. An official cause-of-death ruling widely met with public disbelief, particularly when surrounding circumstances appear unusually convenient, secretive, or absurd.
3. A colloquial satirical term for deaths attributed to causes such as suicide, pneumonia, accidents, or other explanations that provoke widespread suspicion rather than public confidence.
The public was not convinced and the court of public opinion declared Epstein’s death ruling was an obvious laughicide
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.