lasthed 

The masterful shaman who easily defeats you but only when you're dumb.

You got lastheded, again.

lasthed by Lolzormope August 25, 2019

lashed 

1.to get completely drunk, 2. to plan to get drunk.

1.im all lashed up
2.fancy getting lashed, do you want to go on the lash?

lashed by steve February 5, 2004

Cunt-Lashed 

Twice as pissed as shit faced

When an ugly bloke gets laid at a piss up

Cunt-Lashed by Ron J September 29, 2003

Lashed out 

In a football match when a player is pissed off, he may go into a challenge and snap the opposition player. This is know as a lash. And so the player has just lashed out

Person 1: “No need Brendan!”
Person 2 “What did he do?
Person 3 “He just lashed out on niall”
Person 4 “Brendan chill out!”

Lashed out by Big D 25 January 18, 2018

Lashed 

Drunk, intoxicated with alchahol

I'm getting lashed tomorow night.

Lashed by Chris Mawman November 13, 2003

Lash (to get lashed) 

To get (very) drunk

Also 'to go on the lash'.

Synonymous with:
Get pissed, get wasted, get hammered, get rat-arsed, get sloshed, get trolleyed etc

The word 'lash' orinally means to strike with a whip, and so has this extended meaning (ie. drinking makes you feel like you've been flogged).
NB. Usually used in a positive sense.

1. "Hey John, what are you up to tonight? The boys are all going out and getting lashed"

2. "The boys are all going out on the lash tonight."

Lash (to get lashed) by zimman August 28, 2005

Lasted Longer Than Kim's Marriage

Usually goes after something short, since Kim Kardashian's marriage was only 72 days

The sex lasted longer than kim's marriage at least.

Lasted Longer Than Kim's Marriage by simskizzle November 4, 2011