lasjo 

Laughed And Started Jerking Off

"bro why are you leaving me on delivered?" "sorry lasjo"
You can use this when something is incredibly funny and very funny hahaha lasjo and it makes u feel freaky

lasjo by i like you, thristoff rivas. December 8, 2024

laskowski 

A guy with a really big penis.

(Two girls talking) yeah I heard he is a Laskowski.

laskowski by Jjrrll January 20, 2017

Laddies, Lasses, and Lassos 

What the click says before every video
Laddies- Any make viewers watching
Lasses- Any female viewers watching
Lassos- Any non-binary viewers watching

The Click: Hey there Laddies, Lasses, and Lassos, today we will be looking at more furry porn-

Laddies, Lasses, and Lassos by dO I LOOK- January 21, 2022

The lasso 

Grabbing the base of your flaccid penis and swinging it in a circle. Resembles a cowboy swinging a lasso (rope).

Sometimes after a nice hot shower, I swing the lasso around a few times.

The lasso by M_Dubz152 June 10, 2023

jon lajoie

johnattan lajoie, canadian comedian who got famous making awesome videos on the internet.
check ou his youtube channel "jonlajoie" .

"My favorite toy when I was a kid was this motherfuckin fire truck bitch, I used to play with this motherfucker all day long until I learned about sex in the Sears Catalog and then I played with MY motherfucker all day long, about 10 times a day man ! All year long !"

"Notin speacial bout me motherfucka !"

- Jon Lajoie, from his song Everyday Regular Normal Guy 1&2

jon lajoie by alansfr April 6, 2008

dick-lassoed 

The badge of honor you get when a long hair off a girl's head gets wrapped around your dick and then you find it later on and have to untangle it. Commonly occurs after rough, hair-pulling sex.

"Dude, you have absolutely zero game. That chick you were creeping on last night was shy as hell with you."
"Oh yeah!? Then tell me why I woke up sore and dick-lassoed."

dick-lassoed by alterbreaker November 30, 2010

lasooda 

Hindi word for the shrub Cordia Dichotoma. Also known as "gunda". Useful for making pickles. Characterized by its stickiness when cut raw. Can be used as a very rustic slang for an imbecile or in a jocular statement describing sticky situations.

1. "Aloo ke parathe aur lasoode ka achaar! Wah, maza aa gaya!"

2. "Lasoodon ki kami nahin hai duniya mein. Ek lasooda dhoondho, baaki chipke chale aate hain."

3. "Tu kaam kyun nahin kar reha? Tune kya apne haathon mein lasoode uga rakhe hain?"

lasooda by futureishere November 17, 2009