lasooda 

Hindi word for the shrub Cordia Dichotoma. Also known as "gunda". Useful for making pickles. Characterized by its stickiness when cut raw. Can be used as a very rustic slang for an imbecile or in a jocular statement describing sticky situations.

1. "Aloo ke parathe aur lasoode ka achaar! Wah, maza aa gaya!"

2. "Lasoodon ki kami nahin hai duniya mein. Ek lasooda dhoondho, baaki chipke chale aate hain."

3. "Tu kaam kyun nahin kar reha? Tune kya apne haathon mein lasoode uga rakhe hain?"

lasooda by futureishere November 17, 2009

lasooga 

lasagne made by the god himself Garfield

you: hey I like this lasooga
Garfield: thanks now fucking eat it

lasooga by garfyboi November 23, 2018

Lasorda 

Made famous by the Dodgers Manger Tommy Lasorda, "a Lasorda" is used to describe a man's genitals in pants that are far too tight in the crotchal region. Viewers will be in horror, confusion, and intrigue at what they are actually looking at.

It is a severe form of a mans camel toe, and although you feel the need to alert the owner of the hideous sight, you can't muster the courage or a serious face by which to tell them.

Also, it should be noted that the pain felt by the unfortunate owner is relieved by them trying to spread their legs as far apart as possible. The perplexing lack of a visible penis is also expected, where as viewers are encouraged to try and make sense of what they are witnessing.

I went to a wedding the other day, and the best man was sitting at the bar with the groom. He was a very fat and sweaty man with tight fitting clothes. He and the groom swiveled around in order to watch relatives dancing on the dance floor. He had the biggest Lasorda I have ever seen on a man. That wasn't the worst part either, because he was so sweaty it looked wet as well. He had a big wet Lasorda, and me and my friends could not stop talking about it the rest of the night.

Lasorda by RovertScott January 1, 2012