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People would usually mistake this person for how they look and style but they should know that Lasalo don't give a damn. He cares about others even those he is now distant with them. You should know that just because he doesn't talk to you no more, it doesn't mean he doesn't care about you. He will always remember who you are and how much you have changed his life in good ways. He is also loyal, outgoing, introvert, and very fun to hang out with. Somebody who once was funny to all but now is silent and stress because of the things he goes through. He loves those who made him a better person than he was before. He would not change a single thing in his life because he wouldn't be where he is now. Plus, God comes first.
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Dirty LaSala

During anal sex from behind, the male double fish hooks the females mouth with both of his pointer fingers. During this process the male is also singing out loud to the female Downeaster Alexa by the artist known as billy joel.
The fish werent biting today so i performed the Dirty LaSala on her when i got home.
Dirty LaSala by Thomas LaSala April 15, 2008
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The hottest and funniest man ever to exist. Laszlo is a Hungarian name meaning king of the people. Laszlo's are european hot, crazy, powerful, athletic, and fun guys. Thats what makes them leaders. They are very popular because of all of their awesome traits. Women are naturally attracted to Laszlo's, mainly because of their hot european eyes and athletic bodies. People are jealous of Laszlo's, because they are very fun to party with, and an absolute god in bed. Laszlo could turn a pile of shit day into winning the lottery, Laszlo's make everyone laugh and happy. Laszlo's are not very book smart but make genius ideas and have the street and business smarts everyone wishes they had. Laszlo's are the best friends imaginable. Laszlo's will crack you up on a bad day and make you enjoy yourself. They are also really trustworthy and always have your back. The best guy you will ever meet.
man_3: laszlo dont move!
laszlo: *gets assfucked by antlions*
man_3: poor laszlo, the finest mind of our generation to come to such an end
Laszlo by pipeman88 June 30, 2020

Lapalottapuss 

Nosmo: "Archaeologists just unearthed the remains of two previously undiscovered female dinosaurs that were fossilized in the 69 position".

King: "Wonder what they will name them?"

Nosmo: "They are calling them Lapalottapuss"

King: "Wouldn't the plural be Lapalottapi?"
Lapalottapuss by The Who November 7, 2012

LaSalle-Peru 

Two towns right next to each other in the Illinois Valley. Characterized by dozens of bars and dozens of churches. One of the only places in America where you can go to Sunday mass then have happy hour next door. Everyone from the age of 11 and up drinks. As for entertainment, there is not really too much to do...other than drink. Every year the high school baseball team does very well. The football stadium resembles one that belongs to a division 1 college, but not nearly as good as a division 1 school. Before going to football games, all the students get drunk. Then after, they get drunk.
The LaSalle-Peru Cavaliers= Let's Party Havabeers
LaSalle-Peru by G2LowC November 8, 2009

Lagaloser 

Someone who is really awkward and quiet, and is constantly late to his friend's houses. He laughs through his nose and never does his homework. Teachers tend to cross him out on their attendance sheets, either because he's on their hit lists or because they want him.
Friend 1: Where's Chris?
Friend 2: Oh, that Lagaloser! He won't be here until 7:30.
Lagaloser by 2 Awesome People December 19, 2011