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People would usually mistake this person for how they look and style but they should know that Lasalo don't give a damn. He cares about others even those he is now distant with them. You should know that just because he doesn't talk to you no more, it doesn't mean he doesn't care about you. He will always remember who you are and how much you have changed his life in good ways. He is also loyal, outgoing, introvert, and very fun to hang out with. Somebody who once was funny to all but now is silent and stress because of the things he goes through. He loves those who made him a better person than he was before. He would not change a single thing in his life because he wouldn't be where he is now. Plus, God comes first.
lasalo by Lasalo November 23, 2021
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Dirty LaSala

During anal sex from behind, the male double fish hooks the females mouth with both of his pointer fingers. During this process the male is also singing out loud to the female Downeaster Alexa by the artist known as billy joel.
The fish werent biting today so i performed the Dirty LaSala on her when i got home.
Dirty LaSala by Thomas LaSala April 15, 2008
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The hottest and funniest man ever to exist. Laszlo is a Hungarian name meaning king of the people. Laszlo's are european hot, crazy, powerful, athletic, and fun guys. Thats what makes them leaders. They are very popular because of all of their awesome traits. Women are naturally attracted to Laszlo's, mainly because of their hot european eyes and athletic bodies. People are jealous of Laszlo's, because they are very fun to party with, and an absolute god in bed. Laszlo could turn a pile of shit day into winning the lottery, Laszlo's make everyone laugh and happy. Laszlo's are not very book smart but make genius ideas and have the street and business smarts everyone wishes they had. Laszlo's are the best friends imaginable. Laszlo's will crack you up on a bad day and make you enjoy yourself. They are also really trustworthy and always have your back. The best guy you will ever meet.
THAT GUY WAS FUCKING SEXY... What a Laszlo
man_3: laszlo dont move!
laszlo: *gets assfucked by antlions*
man_3: poor laszlo, the finest mind of our generation to come to such an end
Laszlo by pipeman88 June 30, 2020

Lapalottapuss 

Lesbian dinosaur
Nosmo: "Archaeologists just unearthed the remains of two previously undiscovered female dinosaurs that were fossilized in the 69 position".

King: "Wonder what they will name them?"

Nosmo: "They are calling them Lapalottapuss"

King: "Wouldn't the plural be Lapalottapi?"
Lapalottapuss by The Who November 7, 2012

LaSalle-Peru 

Two towns right next to each other in the Illinois Valley. Characterized by dozens of bars and dozens of churches. One of the only places in America where you can go to Sunday mass then have happy hour next door. Everyone from the age of 11 and up drinks. As for entertainment, there is not really too much to do...other than drink. Every year the high school baseball team does very well. The football stadium resembles one that belongs to a division 1 college, but not nearly as good as a division 1 school. Before going to football games, all the students get drunk. Then after, they get drunk.
The LaSalle-Peru Cavaliers= Let's Party Havabeers
LaSalle-Peru by G2LowC November 8, 2009

Lagaloser 

Someone who is really awkward and quiet, and is constantly late to his friend's houses. He laughs through his nose and never does his homework. Teachers tend to cross him out on their attendance sheets, either because he's on their hit lists or because they want him.
Friend 1: Where's Chris?
Friend 2: Oh, that Lagaloser! He won't be here until 7:30.
Lagaloser by 2 Awesome People December 19, 2011
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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