Lagaloser 

Someone who is really awkward and quiet, and is constantly late to his friend's houses. He laughs through his nose and never does his homework. Teachers tend to cross him out on their attendance sheets, either because he's on their hit lists or because they want him.

Friend 1: Where's Chris?
Friend 2: Oh, that Lagaloser! He won't be here until 7:30.

Lagaloser by 2 Awesome People December 19, 2011

Landloser 

A landloser is would generally be known as a landlord, if they upheld the responsibilities of upkeep that owning a property requires, aside from collecting rent. They will use every trick in the book to avoid said responsibilities, and are high skilled in finding ways to evade their responsibilities. Oftentimes, they gaslight their tenants into accepting responsibility for what they are legally and ethically responsible for.

Our Landlosers didn't plow the snow after a storm and now i'm in the emergency room because I slipped and fell and cannot work anymore.

The Landlosers allowed the plumbing to leak for years and now we have permanent structural damage to the building.

How come every winter, the heat never works, and in the summer the air conditioning never works, I'm so sick of these Landlosers, and I cannot feel my fingers.

Why would the landlosers put a 5amp breaker for the kitchen? The breaker flips if I even try and toast a measly piece of bread in the morning. I thought our landloser was a master electrician?

Landloser by GerkMcjerkin February 16, 2025

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004