Lagaloser 

Someone who is really awkward and quiet, and is constantly late to his friend's houses. He laughs through his nose and never does his homework. Teachers tend to cross him out on their attendance sheets, either because he's on their hit lists or because they want him.

Friend 1: Where's Chris?
Friend 2: Oh, that Lagaloser! He won't be here until 7:30.

Lagaloser by 2 Awesome People December 19, 2011

Landloser 

A landloser is would generally be known as a landlord, if they upheld the responsibilities of upkeep that owning a property requires, aside from collecting rent. They will use every trick in the book to avoid said responsibilities, and are high skilled in finding ways to evade their responsibilities. Oftentimes, they gaslight their tenants into accepting responsibility for what they are legally and ethically responsible for.

Our Landlosers didn't plow the snow after a storm and now i'm in the emergency room because I slipped and fell and cannot work anymore.

The Landlosers allowed the plumbing to leak for years and now we have permanent structural damage to the building.

How come every winter, the heat never works, and in the summer the air conditioning never works, I'm so sick of these Landlosers, and I cannot feel my fingers.

Why would the landlosers put a 5amp breaker for the kitchen? The breaker flips if I even try and toast a measly piece of bread in the morning. I thought our landloser was a master electrician?

Landloser by GerkMcjerkin February 16, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008