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laquise by anonymous April 12, 2022
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laquisha 

Black girl sterotype.. typically with headed hair
LaQuisha went to get her nails did
laquisha by ARose_INtha_QC July 28, 2020
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Laquisha 

Stereotypical name for an entitled black female. The equivalent of a Karen.
Laquisha was holding up the line because she wanted her food for free.
Laquisha by Shade tree July 2, 2020

Laquishiate 

A word that you use to piss people off. Will frustrate perfectionists. Or something you yell when your the one who's pissed. For better results in pissing some people off, use the word in 2 different ways so that it couldn't possibly be the same word
I'm gonna laquishiate all over you.
Do you want me to grab your laquishiate?

Don't hate, laquishiate.

Laquisha 

"I bet you that black girl over there name is Laquisha".
Laquisha by DonVee August 29, 2012

Laquisha 

The Ghetto version of Karen. Will have a complete meltdown at any Dollar Store if they tell her the item she wants was on sale last week and Sunday starts a new week.
Laquisha ain't standing for this here madness! Y'all gonna have to call your manager and corporate cause I k now this is on sale! Laquisha gonna bumrush y'all if you stand in my face one more time or call me out my n ame!
Laquisha by BrixtonDub July 18, 2020

laquishing 

Tormenting
Don't come in here laquishing!
laquishing by ARose_INtha_QC July 28, 2020
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