Laquifa

The most snake ass bitch you will ever meet. She’s such a badass that all the other ghetto girls wish to be her. Her weave looks like a rusted fish net. Your first impression of her may be that she’s a thot, but looks can be deceiving.

Damn, did you see Laquifa yesterday? She’s such a badass, I wish she was my bae.

by you wish you could be me November 20, 2018

Laquifa

The most snake ass bitch you will ever meet. Her weave looks like an aged fish net with those raggedy ass knots. She dead legs people until they break. She is not afraid to yaga your we’ve so watch out. (She also wears James charles make up a lot)

Laquifa dragged bonquiqui all the way to China by her weave.

by Cmcgarity18 December 12, 2018

laquifa fortuna

when something is so incredibly fishy and well skinned

man: “damn you smell like laquifa fortuna, super smelly”

by purplemonkey8 December 18, 2023

Liquifart

A fart that makes you want to throw away your underwear

You just cut a Liquifart! Stay away from me!

by Stefonamus February 19, 2010

laquita

Ghetto Ma ; or a fly ass bitch; someone who is fresh to death, ain't afraid of nobody, & is also beautiful & fine.

That's my Laquita, what up gurl !!!!!!!!!!!!!

by *Bibi* March 7, 2007

Queen La Quifa

A quif so impressive as to give the woman who commits it, a Queen like status.

Can be used in place of someones name.

If you are ever to be present during such an event, a much deserving high five should follow shortly after occurance. Thus, giving the official title of Queen, to the woman.

Listen up Queen La Quifa! You can't make jokes bout my momma like that!

by Tully! March 29, 2005

Laquiffa

A type of plastic doll that many people believe has a life but really it just steals your eye brows and leaves you heart broken. A Laquiffa will be a dancer or singer with the reputation of an innocent sweetheart but once you really know her you really wish you didn’t.

“RIP to my eyebrows”
“Why? I mean they do look different but...”
“A little Laquiffa came along and ripped them off when I wanted to watch her dance!”

by Laquiffaskiller_riptomyeyebrow April 26, 2019