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Laquiffa 

A type of plastic doll that many people believe has a life but really it just steals your eye brows and leaves you heart broken. A Laquiffa will be a dancer or singer with the reputation of an innocent sweetheart but once you really know her you really wish you didn’t.
RIP to my eyebrows”
“Why? I mean they do look different but...”
“A little Laquiffa came along and ripped them off when I wanted to watch her dance!”
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laquiffa 

a dancer, she loves her eyebrows a lil too much! she’ll even rip people eyebrows off of their faces, although that may result with her having her head ripped off
“She’s SUCH a laquiffa! she cares soo much about her eyebrows!”
laquiffa by cpsister13 April 26, 2019
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The most snake ass bitch you will ever meet. She’s such a badass that all the other ghetto girls wish to be her. Her weave looks like a rusted fish net. Your first impression of her may be that she’s a thot, but looks can be deceiving.
Damn, did you see Laquifa yesterday? She’s such a badass, I wish she was my bae.
Laquifa by you wish you could be me November 20, 2018
The most snake ass bitch you will ever meet. Her weave looks like an aged fish net with those raggedy ass knots. She dead legs people until they break. She is not afraid to yaga your we’ve so watch out. (She also wears James charles make up a lot)
Laquifa dragged bonquiqui all the way to China by her weave.
Laquifa by Cmcgarity18 December 12, 2018

laquifa fortuna 

when something is so incredibly fishy and well skinned
man: “damn you smell like laquifa fortuna, super smelly
laquifa fortuna by purplemonkey8 December 18, 2023

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026