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Laquiffa 

A type of plastic doll that many people believe has a life but really it just steals your eye brows and leaves you heart broken. A Laquiffa will be a dancer or singer with the reputation of an innocent sweetheart but once you really know her you really wish you didn’t.
RIP to my eyebrows”
“Why? I mean they do look different but...”
“A little Laquiffa came along and ripped them off when I wanted to watch her dance!”
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laquiffa 

a dancer, she loves her eyebrows a lil too much! she’ll even rip people eyebrows off of their faces, although that may result with her having her head ripped off
“She’s SUCH a laquiffa! she cares soo much about her eyebrows!”
laquiffa by cpsister13 April 26, 2019
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The most snake ass bitch you will ever meet. She’s such a badass that all the other ghetto girls wish to be her. Her weave looks like a rusted fish net. Your first impression of her may be that she’s a thot, but looks can be deceiving.
Damn, did you see Laquifa yesterday? She’s such a badass, I wish she was my bae.
Laquifa by you wish you could be me November 20, 2018
The most snake ass bitch you will ever meet. Her weave looks like an aged fish net with those raggedy ass knots. She dead legs people until they break. She is not afraid to yaga your we’ve so watch out. (She also wears James charles make up a lot)
Laquifa dragged bonquiqui all the way to China by her weave.
Laquifa by Cmcgarity18 December 12, 2018

laquifa fortuna 

when something is so incredibly fishy and well skinned
man: “damn you smell like laquifa fortuna, super smelly
laquifa fortuna by purplemonkey8 December 18, 2023
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026