lapratt

Lapratts are sexy people and are more likely to take a persons lover away if they wanted too

They also love attention

They dont ask for it they just get it

Person1 hey look its a lapratt
Person2 they’re overly attractive and i cant help but swoon over it

by The lapratt August 30, 2021

lapcatted

physically incapacitated due to the overwhelming comfortable position of a cat or kitten snuggled in one's lap.

"I tried to reach for the remote, but I was lapcatted"

by Myleesa Moodswing September 15, 2013

laPatte

An absolute Tippy-Top. Unquestionably NOT the bottom in all their relationships.

That dude is a total LaPatte in bedroom he just slays the subbies. I heard he leaves cute fluff-drakes limping through the halls of conventions.

by a secret admirer ;) May 20, 2022