laPatte 

An absolute Tippy-Top. Unquestionably NOT the bottom in all their relationships.

That dude is a total LaPatte in bedroom he just slays the subbies. I heard he leaves cute fluff-drakes limping through the halls of conventions.

laPatte by a secret admirer ;) May 20, 2022

lapcatted

physically incapacitated due to the overwhelming comfortable position of a cat or kitten snuggled in one's lap.

"I tried to reach for the remote, but I was lapcatted"

lapcatted by Myleesa Moodswing September 15, 2013

lavatte

An extremely hot cup of coffee.

When I sat down to drink my coffee, it burned my mouth. Damn lavatte!

lavatte by Tony M. January 9, 2008

Lapatate 

To lapatate is spread lube over your ass and thighs and then smack your ass against someone else's lube-covered ass and thighs.

She leaned in and whispered into her friend's ear: "That man over there at the bar just asked me if i wanted to lapatate with him."

Lapatate by limejarritos December 3, 2020

laputte

La (the) putte ( French slut)

Today I went out and bought a Laputte

laputte by DarkstarX February 25, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020