laPatte

An absolute Tippy-Top. Unquestionably NOT the bottom in all their relationships.

That dude is a total LaPatte in bedroom he just slays the subbies. I heard he leaves cute fluff-drakes limping through the halls of conventions.

by a secret admirer ;) May 20, 2022

lapcatted

physically incapacitated due to the overwhelming comfortable position of a cat or kitten snuggled in one's lap.

"I tried to reach for the remote, but I was lapcatted"

by Myleesa Moodswing September 15, 2013

lavatte

An extremely hot cup of coffee.

When I sat down to drink my coffee, it burned my mouth. Damn lavatte!

by Tony M. January 9, 2008

Lapatate

To lapatate is spread lube over your ass and thighs and then smack your ass against someone else's lube-covered ass and thighs.

She leaned in and whispered into her friend's ear: "That man over there at the bar just asked me if i wanted to lapatate with him."

by limejarritos December 3, 2020

laputte

La (the) putte ( French slut)

Today I went out and bought a Laputte

by DarkstarX February 25, 2017