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lapmeister 

Aka the rampmeister, aka the lapdaddy, aka the commander in gear, aka the sniffasauraus rex, aka the lapomaniac
I feel like partying tonight think i'll contact the lapmeister. Nobody throws a party like him.
lapmeister by Lapmeister June 6, 2023
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Lamemeister 

someone who is a master of being lame, a bit dumb, and generally ridiculous
Why are you being such a Lamemeister mate!

libmeister 

Libmeister is a common nickname or instagram handle for people named libby, or lib. It has a variety of both social and online usages, it can also signify if someone is a jokester of sorts.
Lib, you're such a libmeister, you hilarious bastard
libmeister by beepothegreatpuppet December 15, 2019

Lamester 

Me: your mum is such a lamester.
You: nO u
Lamester by who’s_asking? October 25, 2018

Lesmeister 

The name of someone who I know that is super smart and has to deal with me all the time.
LESMEISTER you doing a great job!!
Lesmeister by Ummm...Iamnottellimgyou December 21, 2018

fapmeister 

master of masturbation, fapmeister.
dude, you're the fapmeister bro!
fapmeister by fapmeister April 17, 2010

lamester 

An individual who is not concerned with or even takes pride in the fact that many of his or her interests and tastes are considered by a general consensus as being outdated, uncool, and or unfit for their particular age group. Some people may feel there is a certian appeal to this behavior as it is genuine and rarely posed by anyone who is not indeed lame.
A twentysomething that would find it perfectly acceptable to pruchase items from the children's menu at a restaurant in order to receive a novelty or toy. Jean Teasedale, a fictional editorial contributor to The Onion, would be an example of a female lamester.
lamester by M Schaller September 5, 2008
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