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Lampster 

A small odd looking creature that wears headphones listening to music as they dance..... It is thought that they are on some sort of drug
Omg do you see that Lampster
Lampster by cookiem1 April 9, 2015
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Lamester 

Me: your mum is such a lamester.
You: nO u
Lamester by who’s_asking? October 25, 2018
Rhymes with "hamster." Someone "on the lam"; a fugitive.
"The Florida cops just caught a lamster who's wanted for murder in Ohio."
lamster by MikalM March 20, 2005

lamester 

An individual who is not concerned with or even takes pride in the fact that many of his or her interests and tastes are considered by a general consensus as being outdated, uncool, and or unfit for their particular age group. Some people may feel there is a certian appeal to this behavior as it is genuine and rarely posed by anyone who is not indeed lame.
A twentysomething that would find it perfectly acceptable to pruchase items from the children's menu at a restaurant in order to receive a novelty or toy. Jean Teasedale, a fictional editorial contributor to The Onion, would be an example of a female lamester.
lamester by M Schaller September 5, 2008

Lamester 

Someone who is very lame and insignificant. The term is said dismissively usually.
Stephanie: Guess who I ran into yesterday?
Caroline: And, who might that be?
Stephanie: Scott's girlfriend!
Caroline: Oh no!
Stephanie: And, she wouldn't stop yapping about her new degree in "Women's Studies"... I mean how much more of a dummy could she be to want to do a whole degree about what she should have known to begin with by being a woman!?!
Caroline: Yeah, she is just a lamester you know!?! What else did you expect?!
Stephanie: Well, I expected some class... but, I got trash! Scott has become quite lame too for going out with such a woman!
Caroline: Tell me about it. I think I'm deleting him from my friends' circle of trust. Lame people have no place among us!
Lamester by OffBeatDrummer October 26, 2020
ugly, manly, short,stupid
every possible bad way of being a human
being a lamster is like being related to lam....sux....
lamster by muahaha August 21, 2003
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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