lamister

noun. A fugitive from the law.

See also "on the lam" or "let's lam out of here before the cops come".

Unknown origin from the 1800's. Still researching.

Dillinger was a lamister after his escape from jail and the many bank robberies he committed.

by R. Kochler August 28, 2005

Lampster

A small odd looking creature that wears headphones listening to music as they dance..... It is thought that they are on some sort of drug

Omg do you see that Lampster

by cookiem1 April 9, 2015

Lamester

a lame gangster/ your mum

Me: your mum is such a lamester.
You: nO u

by who’s_asking? October 25, 2018

lamster

Rhymes with "hamster." Someone "on the lam"; a fugitive.

"The Florida cops just caught a lamster who's wanted for murder in Ohio."

by MikalM March 20, 2005

lamester

An individual who is not concerned with or even takes pride in the fact that many of his or her interests and tastes are considered by a general consensus as being outdated, uncool, and or unfit for their particular age group. Some people may feel there is a certian appeal to this behavior as it is genuine and rarely posed by anyone who is not indeed lame.

A twentysomething that would find it perfectly acceptable to pruchase items from the children's menu at a restaurant in order to receive a novelty or toy. Jean Teasedale, a fictional editorial contributor to The Onion, would be an example of a female lamester.

by M Schaller September 5, 2008

Lamester

Someone who is very lame and insignificant. The term is said dismissively usually.

Stephanie: Guess who I ran into yesterday?
Caroline: And, who might that be?
Stephanie: Scott's girlfriend!
Caroline: Oh no!
Stephanie: And, she wouldn't stop yapping about her new degree in "Women's Studies"... I mean how much more of a dummy could she be to want to do a whole degree about what she should have known to begin with by being a woman!?!
Caroline: Yeah, she is just a lamester you know!?! What else did you expect?!
Stephanie: Well, I expected some class... but, I got trash! Scott has become quite lame too for going out with such a woman!
Caroline: Tell me about it. I think I'm deleting him from my friends' circle of trust. Lame people have no place among us!

by OffBeatDrummer October 26, 2020

lamster

ugly, manly, short,stupid
every possible bad way of being a human

being a lamster is like being related to lam....sux....

by muahaha August 21, 2003