Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Lapmeister

lapmeister

Aka the rampmeister, aka the lapdaddy, aka the commander in gear, aka the sniffasauraus rex, aka the lapomaniac

I feel like partying tonight think i'll contact the lapmeister. Nobody throws a party like him.

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Someone who is a weasel like ponce.

Josh never paid for his ticket for the Lusset. He's such a whitemed.

Whitemed by Lapmeister March 24, 2023

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Someone who sells cocaine/packet/charlie usually from a high end hatchback or SUV.

Oh man im dying for a bit of packet. Better go and see Whitemed he is the packet merchant round here.

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