Dialect originating from the Mohawk Valley region of upstate New York specifically Fort Plain and Canajoharie. Sounds as if a person is drawing out their speech starting with a long "jeeesus" and ending in a "oh yalt, yalt".
That man has the creek pig drawl. I believe he is Lapinese.
Canajoharie and Fort Plain is crawling with people who speak Lapinese.
Also referred to as L.A.pine, the town is split by highway 97 and speckled with rundown businesses and trailer homes. Your either rich, poor, or gay. A place to shoot dope and Butt fuck. The nickname LA pine comes from the kids who think there gangster and dress like Fags, watch out though because if you try to fight them they will try to blow you or lube there butt to take one.
Jimmy: hey you wanna go kick it in LaPineOregon tonight?
Timmy:naw I ain't gay man
Sleep lapnea is a sleep disorder characterized by pauses in breathing or instances of very lowbreathing during sleep while receiving a lap dance.
Steven passes out during a lap dance and the Roxy the stripper gives him a weird look.
His buddy Stuart chimes in, "It's all good...he's got the sleep lapnea"