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a short powerful man, most likely has money and loves to open up too people not into the short term relationships but the long term, hurt at one point in his life and has people do his work for him not becuase he cant he just doesnt want too.
You ran into lansman? your fucked...
lansman by alex raight. August 23, 2009
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ladsmanship 

The boys in the club showed a strong sense of ladsmanship.
ladsmanship by ladsmanshiperino April 16, 2022
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a world of warcraft obssesed child molester that sometimes wears shirts resembling peanuts characters.
That teacher was a real lassman....
A Jew. Often a term of endearment between Jews, connoting kinship, common ground.
It's okay: I'm a lonsman; we're all lonsmen here.
lonsman by stuart joshua August 19, 2007

Lensman'd 

Verb, the act of unwittingly displaying lensman to a shocked person on the internet. Often practiced by boddah
LENSMAN'D! I got that fool good. I pity him righteously.
Lensman'd by Padme December 2, 2003

LanSWANG 

1)The slang term for the village of Lansing Illinois.
2)The combination of Lansing, Illinois and the hit summer rap song the Swang by Trae ft. Jim (whatchu been sippin on? boy you aint drunk) Jones.
3)Raehling Laning style which features pouring the 40 water on your pigeons tits and ass, whilst recieveing a blumpkin
Last night in The Swang (short of LanSwang), I gave that young terry ass flakenight the ole LanSWANG, while listening to the Swang
LanSWANG by The Breeze September 2, 2008
The newest and latest scourge of the internet, first discovered and popularized by SE++; a sassy and hip new goatse for the goatse fan in all of us!
I opened the private message from boddah expecting to see a funny and witty phrase or two, and then I saw that I was lensman'd!
lensman by 150cc November 14, 2003
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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