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The newest and latest scourge of the internet, first discovered and popularized by SE++; a sassy and hip new goatse for the goatse fan in all of us!

I opened the private message from boddah expecting to see a funny and witty phrase or two, and then I saw that I was lensman'd!

lensman by 150cc November 14, 2003

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lensman

The newest horror from the bowels of human perversity, this picture is the D'Artagnan of the Three Grossketeers: Goatse, Tubgirl, and Harlequinfetus.
Origins in Penny Arcade, and by all that is good we hope it stays in there.

I love the smell of lensman in the morning.

lensman by P from PA November 8, 2003

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lensman

Better than goatse. The camera man got just the right angle for this one.

Origins: the Forumer know as Ferreousfrom the Penny Arcade Forums, linked Bergy, and then Bergy pm'd it to boddah, and the rest is [history. Lensman history.

I lensman'd that ma'fucka.

lensman by Bergy November 10, 2003

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Lensman'd

Verb, the act of unwittingly displaying lensman to a shocked person on the internet. Often practiced by boddah

LENSMAN'D! I got that fool good. I pity him righteously.

Lensman'd by Padme December 2, 2003

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lengman

A guy who is known to be willing to shoot people , at a price or for free, without mercy or discrimination. The word is indigenous to the london criminal underground network.

"Oi you man I got beef, its looking like imma have to holla at Larry the lengman to come and leng these clowns up".

lengman by Ttotal April 1, 2008

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lonsman

A Jew. Often a term of endearment between Jews, connoting kinship, common ground.

It's okay: I'm a lonsman; we're all lonsmen here.

lonsman by stuart joshua August 19, 2007

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Lessman

A person who does extreme amounts of less in any particular situation.

Guy 1: Hey see if your roommate wants to go out tonight with us. All he does is sit in his room all day and night and smoke his bong and play video games with that homosexual implant in his ear.

Guy 2: Yea that's all he does.....He's a LESSMAN!

Lessman by Marshal Moreman January 21, 2011

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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