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A handsome beast with a average sized penis and this guy is an absolute unit unit on the basketball court if you see this man on the court you better hide your wife.
Wow is that Langdyn… honey please hide he is so swag and hot he might make you cum.
langdyn by Langdyn November 23, 2021
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The expression "Langdon" was coined during the pandemic crisis in the middle of Swedens deepest forests. The term has it's origin in the beloved movie adaption of Dan Browns trilogy depicting Robert Langdon; portrayed by Tom Hanks. Robert Langdon is a nifty but occassionally low-gifted character with distinct autistic features during the worst possible times. So a "Langdon" is therefore a remarkably special individual whom enters the realms of fantasy during the weirdest occasions.
"He's such a fucking Langdon, idiot!"
"Don't be mad at Robert, you know - he's a bit of a Langdon.."
"C'mon, stop being a Langdon you - stop licking the painting!"
Langdon by mphstphls October 7, 2020
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Tate Langdon 

A ghost played by actor Evan Peters on the television series American Horror Story on FX. He was in a relationship with Violet Harmon until she discovered he lit his mom's boyfriend on fire, shot and killed 15 highschool students at Westfield High, killed the previous owners of the murder house (the fabulous gay couple), and raped and impregnated her mother with the anti-christ. He is described as a psychopath, yet I still love him anyway because he is misunderstood, charming, and sexy
Tate Langdon is a fictional character played by Evan Peters on the television series American Horror Story.

Normal people scare me.

Got any Kurt Cobain on that thing?

I love you, Violet. There I said it, not just on some chalkboard.

Just tell them to go away, and they will.

Hi, I'm Tate. I'm dead. Wanna hook up? I don't think so...

I used to come here... When the world closed in and got so small I couldn't breathe.
Tate Langdon by Violate December 31, 2011

Michael Langdon

Michael Langdon is the antichrist but as it’s known he’s just so fuckable you can even
Omg Michael Langdon can like get it he’s so hot
Michael Langdon by Avesatans December 7, 2018

Tate Langdon 

A hot psychotic ghost that committed mass murder but also attempted to save his (now) dead ex-girlfriend, Violet Harmon, lolz.
Girl 1: Wow, Tate Langdon is so hot.
Girl 2: Didn't he kill people?!
Girl 1: Doesn't change my mind one bit.
Tate Langdon by JoyousFleshEatter October 5, 2020

tate langdon 

the sexiest phsyco alive, the best american horror story character of all
tate langdon is my favorite character he is very hot
tate langdon by temply September 28, 2018

Michael Langdon

Character in 8th season of American Horror Story (played by Cody Fern), son of Satan, the Antichrist that has the biggest BDE in the whole fucking universe.
Michael Langdon is so hot I'm gonna join the church of Satan.
Michael Langdon by Ms Gallant December 13, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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