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laggard noun: anyone who takes too long to do anything, especially while driving.
this fucking laggard is just sitting there at the green arrow...WTF?!
laggard by sandspit September 17, 2007
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laggard (n) - one who is far behind in doing something, one who knows very little about a particular subject
laggard (v) - to underestimate, to be dumb, to be stupid, to be an idiot
laggard (adj) - one who is a laggard
He's such a laggard because he didn't contribute anything to the project.
Don't laggard the rule of your parents within your house.
Johnny is a very laggardly boy, not listening to his elders in any way, shape or form.
laggard by herobrine049X January 5, 2023

Laguardia Arts 

Fiorello H. Laguardia Arts High School or Arts and Performing Arts.(One of the Specialized High Schools in New York)

The combination of two art based high schools that joined together to form Laguardia High School.

The movie FAME was based on this notorious high school.
(and no they aren't stupid, crack heads, and not all gay)

This school contains majors such as Art, Dance, Drama, Instrumental, Tech, Vocal.
Few alumni that have attended Laguardia Arts:
Actors/Actresses: Jennifer Aniston, Adrien Brody, Al Pacino and Wesley Snipes;
Entertainers: Liza Minnelli and Ben Vereen;
Designer: Isaac Mizrahi

I Attend Laguardia Arts.

Laguardia Arts.
Laguardia Arts by Laguardian January 5, 2008

LaGuardia Airport 

A third world country (per Joe Biden) existing just north of Queens and south of the Bronx, at least pre-COVID.
I purposely fly into JFK and Newark just to avoid the hell-hole that is LaGuardia Airport.

LaGuardia 

really famous arts high school in new york city
famous people have been
famous people will be
tons of really cool people
tons of gay boys tons of smokers tones of coke heads
everyone there is under crazy amounts of pressure
you wonder how there still alive

I am talented and i go to Laguardia
LaGuardia by nyclife February 7, 2009
A contraction of the words lag, which defines a slow sluggish state of a client-server connection rate, thus causing an entire peer network to be reduced to the speed of the lag, and tard, which is a contraction of retard, a typically insulting moniker used to define someone whose lameness or poor quality reduces the quality of his or her peers, a lagtard is the party responsible for lag in an online peer network.
That lagtard with his slow-ass dialup connection is ruining our Counter-Strike game!
lagtard by mistermocha June 16, 2004
Someone who is beautiful, caring, or has a perfect personality.
Example 1: Wow, you are completely a Lagarde!

Example 2: Do you see that girl over there? I heard she's Lagarde status.
Lagarde by Mike710 February 24, 2009
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