Landsverking

The act of staying home and protecting ones virginity

Named after the Landsverk L-60

Hey where is Alex? Oh he is Landsverking at home.

by Someguyonaphone September 22, 2019

Landsharking

The practice of approaching one's ladyfriend at speed, leaning forward with hands together on one's head as a shark fin, ending with the insertion of this fin into her front bottom.

Jane: Hey Amy, how was the film last night?

Amy: Not bad. I guessed the ending. Tell you what though, Rob gave me a good old landsharking when I got home.

Jane: What a toerag!

by neil thomas April 21, 2007

Landsharking

When a cat moves along the floor by dragging itself using the floor or other objects, instead of using...well, their feet.

Look out bro, my cat is landsharking

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 18, 2025