landotarian

someone who eats food from land. not from the water.

waitor: would u like fish?
dude: no, i am a landotarian

by sassypants70198 December 20, 2010

landatarian

Someone who does not eat seafood, or anything that lives in a body of water.

When ordering something to eat in a seafood restaurant, the landatarian will always choose the chicken, or something else that lived on land, because they refuse to eat seafood.

by Anita Havel May 22, 2006

landatarian

someone who only eats food from the land, no seafood.

i am a landatarian.

by ilikeblueberrymuffins May 16, 2015

Landitarian

When a person only eats meat from the land i.e. one whom does not consume any seafood whatsoever and finds it repulsive.

Girl 1: I hate seafood!
Girl 2: Me too it makes me nauseated, Let's become Landitarians!
Girl 1: Sounds like a plan!

by cestunepute! March 8, 2011

Landetarian

A person who refrains from eating animals from the sea, or animals who fly such as birds. This can also be seen as a person who only eat animals that live solely on the land.

Yes, I have a dietary restriction, I am a landetarian.

by Ni13aCC July 28, 2016

Landtarian

A diet excluding anything that comes out of the water like fish and shellfish. The only meat that is consumed is land animals and birds.

I am a landtarian so I do not eat anything out of lakes, rivers and oceans. I only eat animals that live on land and birds because they are dumb.

by TomCB January 2, 2013

lardetarian

An ignorant fatty who considers herself to be a vegetarian even though she consumes vast quantities of beef tallow, chicken stock, gelatin and other nasty animal products.

Trish thinks she's superior because she doesn't eat meat, but she's just a lardetarian.

by AJ December 18, 2003