Sandblasted

Extremely high and/or drunk - to the extent speech, walking, and basic tasks become impossible.

Dude, last night I got so high I couldn't figure out how to work my microwave. I was sandblasted!

Sandblasted by dogfijs3 September 9, 2015

Sandblasted

When a female uses the restroom to poop and following this, she goes the shower and bends over waiting for her male partner to come piss the feces off of her butthole. No wiping involved

Sarah was taking this huge shit yesterday and asked me to wipe her ass. Instead of that nasty ass shit I put her in the shower and sandblasted that shit right off

Sandblasted by Scarter3689 June 21, 2019

sandblasted tomato 

an unacceptably vile looking woman

stay away from her, she's got a face like a sandblasted tomato

sandblasted tomato by 0-0-7 October 26, 2009

Sandblasted Windshield

When providing oral sex to your female partner. She will let out a large fart spraying fecal matter into your eyeballs.

When tounging my girlfriend from behind. She gave me a sandblasted windshield.

Sandblasted Windshield by Skauterino December 17, 2019

Tokyo sandblasted 

When a male ejaculates on a women’s face and throws glitter on her so she will be sparkly

Carlo totally Tokyo sandblasted me last night!!!
#bless

Tokyo sandblasted by Bussin respectfully July 19, 2021

Tokyo Sandblaster 

A Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity developed by Conan O'Brien for the Conan Show. It is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place their ass close to their partner's face while firmly pressing their butt cheeks together. They then release their bowels, effectively blasting their partner in the face with a high pressure stream of shit, forcing them to squint and as a result creating the appearance of Asian features.

1. After Conan O'Brien's new show "Conan" Tokyo Sandblasted the shit out of the Tonight Show's ratings, he couldn't help but notice the shit running down his partners face bore a striking resemblance to the comedic stylings of Jay Leno.

2. Jay Leno enjoys Tokyo Sandblasters.

3. Conan is the shit, Jay Leno is a piece of shit.

Tokyo Sandblaster by Hugh Jweener November 12, 2010

Charm City Sandblaster

When a girl with extremely chapped lips blows you.

My girlfriend gave me a charm city sandblaster and now my dick hurts

Charm City Sandblaster by TheBigSilly May 7, 2018