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lanalingus 

The act of stimulating the anus of a driver with one's tongue while traveling at speeds exceeding 60 miles per hour on an interstate or other motorway.
I was falling asleep at the wheel, but my bro stepped in and gave me lanalingus all the way to Pensacola.
lanalingus by Colon Prowell June 6, 2010
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analingus 

"I tried to give analingus to my girlfriend, but she farted...I'm now a mormon priest."
analingus by alreadygeeked89 June 19, 2005

analingus 

1) Eating ass
2) Rimming

cunnilingus : pussy :: analingus : asshole
Danny is kinky so he gave his girlfriend analingus
analingus by jman May 13, 2005

analingus 

1. To toss one's salad
2. The eating of another's ass
Those prisoners could not get enough analingus from the toothless bandit.
analingus by Mark Mendez September 28, 2005

analingus 

the art of licking the asshole to get your partner off.Most of the time your are doing what is called the reach around,which means while you're licking the asshole you're playing with your ladies pussy.Causing her double satisfaction,bringing her to a ground shaking orgasm
My baby likes when I lick her asshole( give her analingus) and play with her clit ,she really has a good strong orgasm
analingus by dodirty417 September 23, 2010

analingus 

The anal version of cunnilingus. What R Kelly was doing to that 15 year old girl in the video. He was eatin' that ass like it was chicken Chow Mein.
Dr. Dre: What's fo dinna tonight?
Eminem: You know what's for dinner bitch! My ass punk!
Dr. Dre: Damn, why I got to have analingus fo dinna evry night...
Eminem: Did you say something bitch?
Dr. Dre: No, no, I was just makin' up a new rap.
analingus by ITeachYou April 10, 2008

Analingus 

The act of licking the anus
John Thomas loved giving derrek wheeler a reach arounnd while he was also giving him analingus.
Analingus by Angry Anderscum May 9, 2006
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Coyote Ugly

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