The act of stimulating the anus of a driver with one's tongue while traveling at speeds exceeding 60 miles per hour on an interstate or other motorway.
I was falling asleep at the wheel, but my bro stepped in and gave me lanalingus all the way to Pensacola.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).