The act of stimulating the anus of a driver with one's tongue while traveling at speeds exceeding 60 miles per hour on an interstate or other motorway.
I was falling asleep at the wheel, but my bro stepped in and gave me lanalingus all the way to Pensacola.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.