lamput 

Gae and orange.

Derived from the gae fictional character Lamput.

Dad:That native American is lamput , don't show that shit to the kids
Secretly gay mom: ok honey

lamput by Mazit metal September 17, 2019

Lampeter

1. A rainy place.
2. A place full of Welsh people.
3. Something boring.
4. Where the original, live-action Meg Griffin lives.
5. MedSoc... yeah.
6. A Soviet place where the pipe walk YOU.
7. The birthplace of the "Language of Heaven" (Welsh).
8. A good place to study Classics at.
9. Home of the butterfaces.

"Oh, it's raining!"
"And that's Lampeter for you..."

"So, plans for the night?"
"..."

"So, how was MedSoc today?"
"We had to quit mid-session, because of the rain."

"OMG the sun's out. The gods are angry!!!"

Lampeter by trust-no-1 November 14, 2009

Lampathy

A type of apathy whereby you can not find the energy to walk to the local shop to buy sugar, but can find the energy to go out and count the amount of steps between where you live and the shop in question. This phenomenon was discovered at the University of Wales Lampeter, Where it's name derives from.

Bob: We need more sugar.
Billy: CBA
Bob: I'll go, then. How Far is the shop?
Billy: <Getting up and putting coat on> Hang on, I'll find out.
Bob:That's Lampathy for you!

Lampathy by PowellBar March 7, 2011

Lampster 

A small odd looking creature that wears headphones listening to music as they dance..... It is thought that they are on some sort of drug

Omg do you see that Lampster

Lampster by cookiem1 April 9, 2015

Lampton 

Your typical small town. This is the type of town usually portrayed in older black and white movies or flashbacks to older times.

Pleasantville and that city from Back to the Future are just like Lampton

Lampton by Rumpsringer April 4, 2010

Lamptown 

Lights out; blackout drunk

Dude, Chad's fuckin' lamptown after taking that handle of Admiral Nelson to the face.

Lamptown by rajbrochill February 14, 2010

Lamptee 

A lamptee is a street lamp the shape of a T,, chavs like to dangle off these things,, as do crazy dare-doers and moshers.
Mothers secretly sneak out at night times and join the lamptee cleaners social crue.. This crue cleans the lamptees and makes sure they all work.
The "lamptee" crew.. This crew orignates in the WestMidlands area,, where chavs and rockers mix in harmony and dangle each other of the lamptees.

YahMom: Lets go hang on thee lamptee bled! come be mah lamptee crew well be shizzling our nizzle bredrin.

Unnat: YOOO! BRRRRRRAAAAAAP!! SHIZZLING MAH NIZZLE TILL IT JIZZLE BRO!! ON DAH LAMPTEE LETS GO SHITE SUM LAMPTEE ARSE!!

UnnatsMom: I do not want that bad language being repeated on my lamptee YahMom && Unnat please!

unnat: ok =[

Lamptee by Mike&&Amy May 24, 2006