Lampita 

A really sexy lamp

Oh my god is that lampita

Lampita by MoDevil October 11, 2016

Lampita 

An extremely sexy lamp, like hot damn she will steal your man.

omg... i-is t-that Lampita?! i-i-IM AROUSED!!!! IM LEAVING MY WOMAN!

Lampita by MoDevil November 23, 2017

Lampita 

An extremely sexy lamp, like hot damn she will steal your man.

Some dude that’s not single: omg... i-is t-that Lampita?! i-i-IM AROUSED!!!! IM LEAVING MY WOMAN!

Lampita by MoDevil November 23, 2017

lampita 

an extremely sexy lamp, like hot damn, she will steal everything you love . bish say goodbye to Gam-gam because she is doing lampita as we speak

damn is that lampita, because i’m becoming aroused

lampita by boobmayo November 28, 2017

Lampião

A common insult used against fans of the Portuguese Football Team SL Benfica. It also has to do with Andrades, a "Cangaceiro" from Northern Portugal and the word "Lampião" in truth means a post of light that emits a strong, red light, since Benfica's color is red.

Basically, when you call someone a Lampião, you're calling them a disgusting, no good Benfica fan. Which you shouldn't. Respect all teams. (Coming from a Sporting CP fan.)

Sporting Chant: "E QUEM NÃO SALTA É LAMPIÃO!!!!!!"
Sporting Chant: "SPORTING! MEU GRANDE AMOR! GRAÇAS A DEUS NÃO NASCI LAMPIÃO!!!!! ALLEZ ALLEZ!"

Lampião by ColonelPhilip September 26, 2018

Lampit 

A lamp that has arms has lampits. They are the amrpits of a lamp with arms

God look at those gorgeous lamp's lampits

Lampit by Poop poop stinky man June 8, 2020

lamita 

This is the type of girl you do not want to mess with at first when you see her but you find out that she is close to the people that she loves but you might find her annoying and always in your business but she is still a good person.

Oh my god that girl is such a lamita!!

lamita by Kyle A.I December 10, 2017

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023