lampier

word used in early morning procrastination hours to describe fictional lamps

that lamp COULD be lampier

adverbative: lampiered

by istoleyourboyfriend October 24, 2008

Lamperry

The loving relationship that exists between footballers, John Terry and Frank Lampard. The pair play for Chelsea FC and the England NT. The origin of the word comes from the combination of their last names. The word Tampard is not a substitute for Lamperry.

Bob: What's your favorite football bromance?

Steve: Mine has to be Lamperry.

by Bluemonster67 August 13, 2011

lamperti

bad luck while traveling by airline. A lamperti could be lost baggage, weather delays or equipment failures. All lapertis will result in arriving at your destination late.

I can't believe our luck on this trip. We had three lampertis from Portland to West Palm Beach today.

by airline pilot February 21, 2010

Lampirent

1. Acting like that of a lamp.

2. Being in a short vicinity of a lamp

James was acting lampirent while standing still and looking dazed.

by AshtreeMcgee February 14, 2021

LaPier

A highly superior person, exuding the utmost regality and fortitude. LaPiers often demonstrate resilience, courage, confidence, practicality, sense, wisdom, and poise. They provide cohesion in their social groups due to their keen sense of humor and non-judgmental attributes. Generally, LaPiers possess exceptional livers, which aid in the consumption of adult beverages, for which they love to imbibe.

1. "LaPier power!"
2. "I wish I were a LaPier. They are so good-looking and popular and can manhandle the tequila with such gumption."

by TheWrecker February 5, 2010

cold lamper

One who lamps. The term literally means to hang out under a street lamp but can be applied to any sort of chilling. While anyone can cold lamp, the proper noun "Cold Lamper" can only be applied to Flava Flav, member of the seminal rap group Public Enemy.

Flava Flav is the Cold Lamper. He straight up chills, yo.

by Joe Davola December 29, 2004

Tyler Lapierre

The greatest man in all existence. Creates and destroys worlds with the greatest of ease. Has never been with a woman without her screaming in orgasmic pleasure. The most interesting man in the world amity got Shit on Tyler Lapierre.

The man, the myth, the legend...Tyler Lapierre.

by livepuppetshow January 8, 2013