Lampirent

1. Acting like that of a lamp.

2. Being in a short vicinity of a lamp

James was acting lampirent while standing still and looking dazed.

by AshtreeMcgee February 14, 2021

Lampir

To participate in the act of holy matrimony.

Showing a lifelong commitment to your partner with a ring.

Oh, I absolutely love my boyfriend.. he just asked me to lampir him.

Malaka: Hey fonz lets go to lamps lampir party.
Fonz: So he was finally ready to lampir hey?
Malaka: fo sho, proposed while dressed as santa

by lulx January 1, 2009

Lampire

A combination of the words lame and vampire used to describe the new wave of lame vampires currently popular among teenage girls and creepy middle aged women.

Nah, I don't go for that Lampire rubbish, I prefered it in the good old days when they were all played by Christopher Lee

by AndyTheRoo March 2, 2011