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lamperti 

bad luck while traveling by airline. A lamperti could be lost baggage, weather delays or equipment failures. All lapertis will result in arriving at your destination late.
I can't believe our luck on this trip. We had three lampertis from Portland to West Palm Beach today.
lamperti by airline pilot February 21, 2010
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Noun: A Whale's vaginal area that normally cums a lot.

A word created by mages of the 10th series shadows. (Lol)
DAMN MOM! look at the size of that lampart!

Seize the lampart mages! Quickly!
lampart by Killa dude April 7, 2007
From a comedic show where a lampart is referred to as a female whale's vaginal area.
DAMNNN SON! Look at the size of that goddamn lampart!
lampart by BILLYFREDDAWG April 7, 2007
A guy who blicks everything and who is not ganz doof, else fliegter nicht. Scheiße!

Finds it important to keep any area clean of guys named Luis.

Inventor of revolutionary concepts like looking korean who will zieh you over the Tisch if you're not on Empfang.

Generally you could say that he is vom Feinsten.

Greetings from the dritte semester.
Ohne Reibung sssssst as the Lampert would say
Lampert by playerlala June 11, 2020
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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