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lamperti 

bad luck while traveling by airline. A lamperti could be lost baggage, weather delays or equipment failures. All lapertis will result in arriving at your destination late.
I can't believe our luck on this trip. We had three lampertis from Portland to West Palm Beach today.
lamperti by airline pilot February 21, 2010
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Noun: A Whale's vaginal area that normally cums a lot.

A word created by mages of the 10th series shadows. (Lol)

DAMN MOM! look at the size of that lampart!

Seize the lampart mages! Quickly!
lampart by Killa dude April 7, 2007
From a comedic show where a lampart is referred to as a female whale's vaginal area.
DAMNNN SON! Look at the size of that goddamn lampart!
lampart by BILLYFREDDAWG April 7, 2007
A guy who blicks everything and who is not ganz doof, else fliegter nicht. Scheiße!

Finds it important to keep any area clean of guys named Luis.

Inventor of revolutionary concepts like looking korean who will zieh you over the Tisch if you're not on Empfang.

Generally you could say that he is vom Feinsten.

Greetings from the dritte semester.
Ohne Reibung sssssst as the Lampert would say
Lampert by playerlala June 11, 2020

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026