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lamperti 

bad luck while traveling by airline. A lamperti could be lost baggage, weather delays or equipment failures. All lapertis will result in arriving at your destination late.
I can't believe our luck on this trip. We had three lampertis from Portland to West Palm Beach today.
lamperti by airline pilot February 21, 2010
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Noun: A Whale's vaginal area that normally cums a lot.

A word created by mages of the 10th series shadows. (Lol)

DAMN MOM! look at the size of that lampart!

Seize the lampart mages! Quickly!
lampart by Killa dude April 7, 2007
From a comedic show where a lampart is referred to as a female whale's vaginal area.
DAMNNN SON! Look at the size of that goddamn lampart!
lampart by BILLYFREDDAWG April 7, 2007
A guy who blicks everything and who is not ganz doof, else fliegter nicht. Scheiße!

Finds it important to keep any area clean of guys named Luis.

Inventor of revolutionary concepts like looking korean who will zieh you over the Tisch if you're not on Empfang.

Generally you could say that he is vom Feinsten.

Greetings from the dritte semester.
Ohne Reibung sssssst as the Lampert would say
Lampert by playerlala June 11, 2020
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026