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Laksjdhfg 

You are really bored and try to beat the system by typing "laksjdhfg", which can be done by typing in the second row of letters of your keyboard in a "ping pong" pattern, without pressing the same key twice, moving closer to the center, starting at the edges.
I am really bored so I am just gonna type laksjdhfg on the search engine and see what pops up.
*then you realize someone has done this already*

laksjdhfgpqowieurytmznxbcv 

A sign when someone is EXTREMELY BORED and already searched

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,

mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq,
poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcdxz,

zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop,

qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp,

plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq,

zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop,

lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq,

qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv,
zmxncbvalskdjfhgqpwoeiruty,

pqowieurytlaksjdhfgmznxbcv,

mznxbcvlaksjdhfgpqowieuryt,

qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm,
mnbvcxzasdfghjklpoiuytrewq,

asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop,
lkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqmnbvcxz,

lkjhgfdsamnbvcxzpoiuytrewq
to see if Urban Dictionary has a meaning of it.
Bored Person 1: I can't do my essay anymore
Bored Person 2: Have you searched the meanings of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcdxz, zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq, zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop, lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq, qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv, zmxncbvalskdjfhgqpwoeiruty, pqowieurytlaksjdhfgmznxbcv, mznxbcvlaksjdhfgpqowieuryt, qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm, mnbvcxzasdfghjklpoiuytrewq, asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop,lkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqmnbvcxz, lkjhgfdsamnbvcxzpoiuytrewq in the Urban Dictionary?
Bored Person 1: Yeah!
Bored Person 2: Why don't we search laksjdhfgpqowieurytmznxbcv?
Bored Person 1: That's creative! I'm sure they don't have that one.
Bored Person 2: Oh shit they have it!

laksjdhfgmznxbcvpqowieuryt 

When you are slowly going insane from boredom or are in school with nothing better to do, you type up random words using all the letters on the keyboard to try and find one that hasn't been used yet/
God, I'm so f**king bored, I know! I'll type 'laksjdhfgmznxbcvpqowieuryt' and see if its taken.
Sorry, this is my word.

`/1.2,3m4n5b6v7c8x9z0'-;=laksjdhfg 

The final and complete stage of boredom. There are no keyboard combinations left to try.
"Finally, I've searched every single keyboard combination that exists. Now I can stop being bored."
"Have you tried `/1.2,3m4n5b6v7c8x9z0'-;=laksjdhfg?"
what

laksjdhfgmznxbcvpqowieuryt 

When you are slowly going insane form boredom, or are in school and with nothing better to do, you type up random 'qwerty' words to see if there's one not defined yet.
God, I'm so f**king bored, I know! I'll try 'laksjdhfgmznxbcvpqowieuryt' and see if it isn't taken.

SORRY dude, I got here first.
The common phrase used when an Interweb user pretends like they really just slammed the keyboard in anger. When in all actuality they really just pressed the middle row of keys in a "right, left, right, left, etc." sequence until they have successfully hit all of the keys.

Also: alskdjfhg
InterwebPerson1: dude, did you hear that alesana tickets are sold out (completely hypothetical)

InterwebPerson2: laksjdhfg!!!!

InterwebPerson2: are you serious?!?!?!