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A girl that is as unique as her name is. This girl will draw you in with her charisma, her intelligence, and her otherworldly beauty. Her constant desire for adventure will leave you feeling euphoric asf. Compassionate, tenacious, loving, and sexy as hell, Laknis make incredible friends and even better lovers... but if you ever break her heart, she’ll be gone forever. If you’re ever lucky enough to meet a Lakni, make sure you never let go of them!
Boy 1: “Bro, who’s that girl? I’ve never seen anyone like her before.”

Boy 2: “Oh shit, that’s Lakni. You better watch out...people say that once you get to know her, she’ll change your life forever.”
lakni by wordsdontlie7192 June 2, 2020
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Lahni is a very beachy type girl, she can make friends easily, She has the best hair, and an amazing body, With your first encounter with Lahni you will not regret it, Lahni can be a bit crazy and out going, but she also knows how to remain calm, Lahni is a biffle foreva and alwayyys ! oxoxoxoxoxoxox
She has the best beach body and hair, Shes such a Lahni.
lahni by emaleeissahcool123 November 12, 2012
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lakni • la knight • l A knight YEAH • Lainie • Lakin • Lakeisha • Lakia • Laking • Laini • Lakai
She is the epitome of a 'superwoman'. She stands tall even if only 5ft tall. Many women want to be her but only a few ever achieve her status in life. Very sexy but classy at the same time. A good mother, lover and friend. Loyal to the end and will have your back at all times. Many want to be a Lakisha but only a few ever really suceed.
When I grow up I want to be a Lakisha
Lakisha by Destination001 February 4, 2010

Andy Lakin 

My favourite printer is Andy Lakin.
Andy Lakin by Perveen December 11, 2019
Villain from the Mario Bros. series. Looks like a fat, bald turtle with thick glasses. It rides a cloud and hovers near the top of the screen, following Mario wherever he goes. Lakitu is a heartless bastard because he seems to have no problem with pitching an infinite number of his spiked progeny to their death in an attempt to wound or at least annoy Mario. However, he was recently changed careers from most annoying Mario enemy ever, to doing camera work for Mario in his more recent 3-D games, as well as refereeing for the Mario Kart series.
Doug: "Goddammit son of a bitch Lakitu keeps respawning and throwing more eggs at me! FUCK OFF YOU STUPID LAKITU!"
Jared: "Chill man, a balance must be struck in the Mushroom kingdom. Man must learn to coexist with the Lakitu."
Lakitu by dugald January 1, 2005
The most fucking awesome amazingest most beautiful woman in the world!
Dude, Lakiah is fucking amazing.
Lakiah by Alice Awesomepants June 24, 2012
Lainie is perfect for anyone she will be by side she ain’t fake she will always have that one bsf that keeps her happy and when you are with Lainie it feels like nothing can hurt you it’s like it’s just you and her there it feels like there is nothing that can scare you like you are protected she is amazing I don’t think anyone is better that Lainie she is the most beautiful girl you will ever see like I can think of a million things to say but when i try to say it to her I can’t bc she leaves you speechless she will never turn her back on you no matter how bad or good you are she will tell you that you are perfect and that your a blessing from God she will make you feel like you belong in the world like you are the most important she is gorgeous and beautiful and there is no one that can replace her love you LAINIE👑💍💕
Dang Lainie is perfect for anyone
LAINIE by Mr. take yo hoe April 28, 2019
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