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Lahni is a very beachy type girl, she can make friends easily, She has the best hair, and an amazing body, With your first encounter with Lahni you will not regret it, Lahni can be a bit crazy and out going, but she also knows how to remain calm, Lahni is a biffle foreva and alwayyys ! oxoxoxoxoxoxox
She has the best beach body and hair, Shes such a Lahni.
by emaleeissahcool123 May 26, 2012
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Lahnis like armadillos and if you find one that happens to have another name before lahni, then they're most likely a goddess and you should do what ever they tell you to do because if you don't, you'll most likely wake up made of bad chili and glass.

jars are nice.
geraLd: Hey Mrs.Golden, why is your son a statue of chili and glass and in a wagon?

Mrs. Golden: He crossed some kid name aloha lahani or something like that and she told him to ditch his guinea pig named betsy and he didn't and then this happened this morning-

geraLd; was their name 'lahni'?

Mrs. Golden: I don't give a shit, now if you'll excuse me, I need to roll my son to the hospital.
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by #Senpailokitoothlesstwigrizzo September 21, 2019
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Someone who is a farmer and is a huge Woody Allen fan.
Person 1: Hey did you see Matthew the other day?

Person 2: Yeah he is a total Lahni, he wouldn't stop talking about crop rotation and Woody Allen.
by Evanuel August 04, 2019
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