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A person from the country of Laos, a landlocked country in Southeast Asia between Vietname and Thailand.
-"Are you Chinese or Japanese?"
-"I'm Laotian."
-"You're the ocean? What ocean?"
-"Laotian. From Laos, Stupid. It's a landlocked country in Southeast Asia. It's between Vietnam and Thailand, okay? Population 4.7 million."
-"So are you Chinese or Japanese?"

From King of the Hill
laotian by Poji August 27, 2005
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Person whose origin is from the country of Laos.
I'm not American, I'm Laotian.
laotian by johnjames1231@hotmail.com December 20, 2003
A name for the native peoples of Laos. btw, Lao people HATE being called "laotian", they much better preffer to be called "Lao."
Jao bpen koun Lao. (I am a laotian person)
laotian by Kanitha October 7, 2007

Laotian Breakfast 

When your girl is giving you a handy, and straight up Hulk grabs your cock and squeezes until the head turns purple.
“Aye Dog, I’m walking with a limp after that Laotian breakfast my girl gave me this morning.”

laotian lollipop 

When you go down on a girl/guy and have to use sriracha sauce to cover up the taste of an STD.
Joey: Man that girl is so hot, I don't care if she has the clap, I'll just pull a laotian lollipop

Tyler: gross
laotian lollipop by TJ Stern January 5, 2011

Laotian Airbags 

Like Bulgarian Airbags, but bigger, and natural.
- Man, this chick looks gorgeous, I think her airbags are bulgarian.
- Dude, no those are Laotian Airbags! They are all natural!
Laotian Airbags by tushe August 23, 2007

Laotian Christmas 

When you bury landmines into a ski slope as a joke.
"Dude was drunk enough to pull a Laotian Christmas, and next thing you know, the guy's serving twenty life sentences in a maximum security prison."
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