laguard

To masticate morsels of organic compounds from a portable synthetic containment device.

Basically to eat food out of a cheap plastic baggy.

The man got hungry so he decided to laguard some pretzels for lunch.

laguard by qdnjfy December 24, 2003

laguard

To scarf down major food from a freaking bag, man.... o.O

Dood.. when I'm hungry, I laguard cereal from zip locks, man...

laguard by ghvjghjfg January 1, 2004

Laguardia Arts 

Fiorello H. Laguardia Arts High School or Arts and Performing Arts.(One of the Specialized High Schools in New York)

The combination of two art based high schools that joined together to form Laguardia High School.

The movie FAME was based on this notorious high school.
(and no they aren't stupid, crack heads, and not all gay)

This school contains majors such as Art, Dance, Drama, Instrumental, Tech, Vocal.

Few alumni that have attended Laguardia Arts:
Actors/Actresses: Jennifer Aniston, Adrien Brody, Al Pacino and Wesley Snipes;
Entertainers: Liza Minnelli and Ben Vereen;
Designer: Isaac Mizrahi

I Attend Laguardia Arts.

Laguardia Arts.

Laguardia Arts by Laguardian January 5, 2008

laggard 

laggard noun: anyone who takes too long to do anything, especially while driving.

this fucking laggard is just sitting there at the green arrow...WTF?!

laggard by sandspit September 17, 2007

LaGuardia Airport 

A third world country (per Joe Biden) existing just north of Queens and south of the Bronx, at least pre-COVID.

I purposely fly into JFK and Newark just to avoid the hell-hole that is LaGuardia Airport.

LaGuardia Airport by InvaderInvader October 3, 2021

LaGuardia 

really famous arts high school in new york city
famous people have been
famous people will be
tons of really cool people
tons of gay boys tons of smokers tones of coke heads
everyone there is under crazy amounts of pressure
you wonder how there still alive

I am talented and i go to Laguardia

LaGuardia by nyclife February 7, 2009

lagtard 

A contraction of the words lag, which defines a slow sluggish state of a client-server connection rate, thus causing an entire peer network to be reduced to the speed of the lag, and tard, which is a contraction of retard, a typically insulting moniker used to define someone whose lameness or poor quality reduces the quality of his or her peers, a lagtard is the party responsible for lag in an online peer network.

That lagtard with his slow-ass dialup connection is ruining our Counter-Strike game!

lagtard by mistermocha June 16, 2004